Two quotes I can explain my outlook on life with: [quote]No matter how bad things might seem, they can't be any better, they can't be any worse, because that's the way things -blam!-ing are, and you better get used to it Nancy, quit your bitching -Lenard Church[/quote] [quote]Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Mm-hmm. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't -blam!-. Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette -blam!-s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Sean Smith: Okay, well, you know what? Then she -blam!-s them while Vanity watches. Okay? Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape. Donnie: [matter-of-factly] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Ronald Fisher: [pause] Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us? [/quote]

Make it good or else it won't be.

The way I look at life, is your purpose depends on how [b]you[/b] look at it, what do you like to do? What drives you? What gives you a reason to get up in the morning? My purpose, I believe, is to learn, to question, to be that guy who went left when you're supposed to go right, just to see why you're not supposed to, knowing I'll probably die, I like secrets, people find it kind of annoying, my friends think I'm nosy, which yeah, I am, but it's cuz I like to know things, nothing personal to them really I believe I'm even a growing phenomenon on the internet, any troll meeting me walking away flabbergasted, confused, I look at people in the manner that if you try to insult me, I'll make it well known I honestly don't give a crap, not surprisingly that makes someone come back for more, I am complexed by this, and am currently still trying to figure out why when let's say you're playing CoD, a person insults me cuz I "suck" While a lot of people react in the manner of insulting them back, I'm just like "K, so what" and oddly, they don't know what to do, I find it funny, actually, cuz really, all internet bullshittery aside, think about it, is that really going to affect my or your life in any way? Are you going to put that on your job resume? "Is good at games" You're hired! Are you going to be successful, live a long happy life, get married, have kids, etc, just cuz you're better than me at a "video game"? Meanwhile I am homeless? Girls think I'm ugly and don't like me, just cuz I couldn't kill that unknown pixelated soldier? Really? But all that aside, I think all life is, is just existing, existing in a world that constantly tests you, but occasionally gives you little rewards for doing good, for seeing a sad person and brightening their day, etc Good and evil? Meh, I've dealt with both, good likes to make everything perfect, everything pure, waste of time really, I'm happy with my imperfections, if you aren't then too bad, nobody's perfect, nobody ever will be, as for evil... Well, let's just say I'd rather leave that alone And as for love, well, in my honest opinion, love is seeing someone and no matter the circumstances, be they hated, maybe not the brightest tool in the shed, or even the prettiest to a lot of people, seeing them as just the most wonderful thing in the world, a diamond in the rough, if you prefer, and no relationship is perfect, everyone has issues, it's the ones that are meant to be that can work those issues out But that's my look on things, anyways [leaves post]

It's gay and fake

I tend to plan everything out and I like to contemplate life and we'll everything. I think when we contemplate life we can find ourselves spiritually (aka should searching) and I'm not referring to that on a religious meaning although it can be religious for some people. I think good and evil co - exist and one cannot exist without the other. I am also sad that the human race is to busy fighting itself for power instead of exploring the universe around us. I think we as a race where born on earth but not meant to stay here.

You're to dumb and incapable to do anything for 5 years you work your ass off for 12 years to get in somewhere to work your ass off for ~4 years in order to work your ass off somewhere nice for a few decades. After that you're to frail and weak to do anything then you die

Life's a bitch, then you die.

Horse pussy brings meaning to an existence which otherwise would have none.

Life as a genetic mutation, an accident. Your years are measured in decades, you wither, and die.

Day by day, with a decent sense of where I want to be when I run out of days.

Lost yet indifferent with a side of boredom and wonders what's on the other side