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Edited by Kinda Red:
11/23/2014 7:14:09 PM
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Funniest response to hate mail?
I just went 31 kills with an average of 4.43 in crucible, after the match...
Zepten- "Get a life you fat f***king nerd" (Yes I added the *s for those of younger age)
Me - "Yet you took the time to be mad at my virtual awesomness, embrace the suck." Then I blocked and reported it all. Sarcasm is my strong suit.
Do any of you remember your best, wittiest, most sarcastic, or just funny response to hate mail or such?
Who has the best?
Edit:
I don't really think this many people would reply...
Are we trending?
I can think of some funny stories that really don't have any hate in them, I guess I'll type one up anyway;
So I was on BF4 rush, dawnbreaker.
It was the end of the first pair and my team was in the exact wrong place every time.
I respawned after they took the 2nd MCOM station and armed it, got on a quad and full speed towards the station.
* Boom *
An enemy LAV drove around the corner with half the other team supporting it.
My friend of course saw it and ran, don't exactly know what happened to him....
In my infinite wisdom, I gunned it into a tree as it fired a volley at the only target it saw, me. Bouncing off the tree and wedging the quad into a doorway, panicking the whole time and yelling my a** off. The LAV cranked up to the widow and again fired and blew up the quad I just hopped out of. So with a LAV shooting next to me, the other team moving through the building, and the blazing junk heap of a ATV, I jumped on the wreak and tried to duck under the door.
5 seconds of bumping my head while being shot, I went prone and crawled into the empty room.
Then 4 guys walked in.
Yelling as I used my frag rounds from an M1014 (I think it was called, the semi-auto shotgun) I lit the whole side of the doorway and through the fire saw all four of them bunny hopping to get away and getting stuck on each other, then they all died.
After a whole 10 seconds of hiding in a corner to see what else came, I just left the room and got on another quad, and left.
Then I got a message from one of the four. Literally said "Camper...".
I sent back; "You don't know the half of it...."
Edit #2: Long face has a long one.
English
#Destiny
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8 RepliesI think I win.
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You sound pretty cringey bragging about keyboard warrior'ing and report messages
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1 ReplyI just send them a recipe to make a cookie
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4 RepliesI responded with: THE CRUCIBLE IS NO PLACE FOR MERCY!
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1 ReplyUnfortunately I'm so bad at crucible that I've never had the opportunity to virtually bitch slap someone. People don't tend to send you hate mail after blowing your head off 10 times in a row.
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"Right trigger fires you weapon", is my usual response to explosive hate mail. If that garners another response I usually send back "left trigger aims down sight". I rarely get a third rebuttal
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Mine is simple [quote]i would agree with you if you were right[/quote] it sounds stupid but it makes people really angry when you say it to them
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me and my friend used to basically farm people in Halo at Griffball. We had one game where each of us had about 89-95 kills. the other team was not happy. i didnt respond but took pleasure in knowing they were butt hurt. Also used to play a bit of Street Figter x Tekken and i was destroying this kid as ibuki. I used a simple move a few times each round thats totally blockable but he just never understood it and messaged me "i would win too if I used the same move over and over" so i told him "if you were good you'd win". not very witty but i find that generally to be the case (not saying i'm an amazing player at anything)
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1 ReplyYou really were that asshurt that you blocked and reported the kid? Lmao
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I was playing BF4, and some guy decided to send some hate mail after one match where I seemed to be in a never ending loop of killing them with a sniper. They said things like "you f***ing suck at this game, you need to learn how to play you dumb s***" So the next match we ended up on the same team. He was playing with three friends (same clan tag). So I joined their squad and I sent a message back saying that he should teach me how to play, and that I was going to follow his squad. My k/d dropped from 1.something to .8 in two games because I ran around him, standing in front of him with my lights in his face, and I would drop smoke grenades around him constantly.
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Once some guy called me a camping noob on control because i was defending b flag with a corrective measure and he just kept running straight towards me and failing to one man super me! ;L i must of got 9-10 kills on the guy before he rage quit!
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"Lol kid you suck at this game" Me: That's odd, destinytracker.com says I have a .6 higher k/d then you.
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1 ReplyYour dad should have used his trusty sock that night he decided to plant his seed into that abomination you call a mother. My response to hate.
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Edited by Aulakauss: 11/24/2014 4:43:12 AMWell, I have yet to get hate mail in Destiny, but over seven years of Halo I've accumulated a few. Most commonly, I get called some sort of synonym or other for a homosexual, to which I generally reply (in voice message of course) with, in the most sultry voice I can manage 'Only for you, baby. Only.. for you.' I rarely get a reply. For all other circumstances, my go-to is just to call them adorable (if I want a response) or offer them a blowie as a consolation prize. Again, I (unfortunately) rarely get responses for this. The homophobia of some of these people is amazing. I think I've only had one clever response to these sorts of replies and I sadly can't remember it. Xbox Live cleaned it out after it hit timer limit in my inbox.
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1 Reply"fix ur shit" I replied with: "Technically, a pile of excrement that exits from the anus cannot be repaired as it is not a mechanical device and therefore cannot be fixed." No reply.
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Edited by Relativ: 11/24/2014 11:44:37 AMI havent gotten any hate on Ps4 yet, but on ps3 i got one... I think i had about 45 kills and 2 deaths. (was an extremly good game, and i got lucky as f''k) Player: U suck! f''''ing aimbot nood, get i live! Me: You spelled life wrong. he dident respond furtur. And just to make one thing clear, i have never used an aimbot in my life. PS: Sorry if my english is poor, not my first or second language. Edit: wasent playing destiny. I suck bigtime in the crucible.
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1 ReplyEdited by ShadowSpine: 11/23/2014 9:32:13 PMI am changing my response. Hater:$&@@&&$ You: do you like tube steak?
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Player: get gud. Me: Learn to spell. Only happened once for me but I was laughing the entire time for some reason.
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"Thanks, I've been t-bagging all day hoping to get someone to nerd rage at me.. you totally just made my day"
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After getting hate mail for simply dancing, I replied with a picture of me killing him for the game winning kill. ROFL win
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1 ReplyWell after testing out a raid gun I'd recently acquired in rumble I received this mildly disgruntled message: "hope u get ebola and die u resurrecting lil fusion grenade using ass bitch only noobs use O.P ass warlock and FOUND VERDICTS" I replied briefly with,"lol bro get shrekt" this prompted another response:"ill shit on u anyday and get a social life bitch FYI MY GLOBAL STATS ARE ALOT BETTER THAN URS PUSSY" I replied with "lol wuz the shrekening 2 much for u?" effectively ending our disagreement. [spoiler]I was hoping for another response so I could say "This is MY Swamp"[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI once got told that my mother is a whore after having just beaten someone on Fifa. I responded that she used her whoring money to buy me Fifa lessons.
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3 RepliesEdited by Sir Jecht: 11/23/2014 7:48:07 PMI had some.one send me hate mail non stop I didn't even do THAT great compared to what I usually do I was like 25 -6 / had highest k/d and we where fighting a full fireteam clan The LOWEST kd guy at the end messages me saying how even though I had most kills, I'm a heavyweapon/ super scrub and he's glad one of the 6 deaths I got was frm him I'm like seriously? Who bothers writing to some.one for that? And the heavy ammo I got with after I picked his team off with hawkmoon Their clan was Dads of destiny and he kept replying and annoying me so I just reported him for harassment and told him he's reported. I didn't block him cuz I wanted to see what he'd write I WANTED to curse him out for being a retard but I heard ps4 isn't like ps3 and people actually get banned this time around
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I sens em a message that simply says "Avada Kedava"
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1 ReplyI response to all with "¿que?". Not had a reply yet..
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2 RepliesRecorded the laughter from the end of Michael Jacksons 'Thriller' and sent it as a voice message.
