[quote]"Now you listen to me, Eric. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games—pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain an... are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!"[/quote]
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Never fry bacon naked?
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"There's nothing more overrated than a good piece of ass, and nothing more underrated than a good shit." -Grandpa
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[quote]Hey Kid. I'm A Computer. Stop All The Downloading.[/quote] I'll never illegally download.
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G.I. Joeeeeeeee
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My grandfather once told me that the most important thing to remember in life, is to "Feed the Right Wolf"... It has been my motto ever since. .... ... .. . .. ... .... -ShadowWolf [spoiler]It's origin is an old Cherokee legend called "The Wolves Within", and it goes as followed... An old Grandfather said to his grandson, who came to him with anger at a friend who had done him an injustice, "Let me tell you a story. I too, at times, have felt a great hate for those that have taken so much, with no sorrow for what they do. But hate wears you down, and does not hurt your enemy. It is like taking poison and wishing your enemy would die. I have struggled with these feelings many times." He continued, "It is as if there are two wolves inside me. One is good and does no harm. He lives in harmony with all around him, and does not take offense when no offense was intended. He will only fight when it is right to do so, and in the right way. But the other wolf, ah! He is full of anger. The littlest thing will set him into a fit of temper. He fights everyone, all the time, for no reason. He cannot think because his anger and hate are so great. It is helpless anger,for his anger will change nothing. Sometimes, it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit." The boy looked intently into his Grandfather's eyes and asked, "Which one wins, Grandfather?" The Grandfather smiled and quietly said, "The one I feed." [/spoiler]
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Potatoes
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Don't stick your dick where you wouldn't stick your tongue.
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Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here.
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Edited by Batman: 11/24/2014 12:42:21 PMDon't shit on other people's cars unless it matches their house color
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.....this weapon is full of it
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[b] [/b]
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Is this from the Warriors heart?
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"The most stressful kind of movie to live in is a porno"[spoiler]You wouldn't be able to do everyday things like order a pizza and the person on the other end would be like "you want extra sausage with that?" And you would continuously be like no I don't want extra sausage and when they show up they're like one pizza with extra thick sausage they open the box and you're just like aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh! You got your dick in my pizza[/spoiler]
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The only way to bag a classy lady is with a good ole ALABAMA HOT POCKET
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"Don't die."
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You can't get a horse pregnant [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler] [spoiler]I hope I didn't just summon Engrapadora[/spoiler]
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Sleep is the cousin of death
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-blam!- love.
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"Enemies mean you're going in the right direction"
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Dont ever depend on anyone
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There's no sex in the champagne room
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I've never had any awesome advice that has stuck with me forever. Probably why I learn shit the hard way.
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"No one cares about you" Saved my ass plenty of times
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"If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin' if it tastes like trout get the f[i]u[/i]ck out."
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Stop giving a -blam!-, once you do life goes way better
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I violated [url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]Children[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.