So there i am walking down the street when i think i see a friend of mine. so i go up to them and say hello, suddenly they lunge out at me and i fall back onto the floor.
so im like what the -blam!- man!
this guy picks me up, then he says i speak like a retard and that i walked into a car! what an asshole right?
so i continue walking on down the street when suddenly i hit someone else. so i yell "WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING IDIOT" and then some guy has the nerve to call me an idiot walking into trees and getting hit by cars and that i talk like a deaf person!
Being Helen Keller is hard sometimes