This will be a log on the desticles.
Day 0: A new species has been found. Signs of intelligence are unknown
Day 1: Approaching them seems to aggravate them
Day 2: It seems like they can speak a distorted language
Day 3: They are easily aggravated when told "scrublord"
Day 4: No forms of stupidity have been found.
Day 6: The are highly territorial and assume dominance over other territories
Day 7: They eat and destroy the environment drastically
Day 12: Sending in teams to eradicate them.
Day 14: The help has arrived. War has broken out and we are winning.
Day 15: The desticles are beating us. They are using a tactic called "spamming."
Day 16: Its the weekends and #gaming has been into ruins. VoG everywhere. I must find refuge
Day 17: I have gone to a base camp in #offtopic.
Day 18: I will visit #Gaming after the weekends.
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[spoiler]More coming soon. [/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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A possible attempt at showing them your dislike of them, and make a counterattack on them in #destiny, may work.