So we hit the Vault again. We hit it hard, and strangely effectively. We went in under leveled, under prepared and under [wo]manned. Still got to Atheon's room, just couldn't quite pull off the portal jumps. A few more tries and we would have gotten it. But people have real lives to consider, so that's worth celebration all its own. [b]The Run Down[/b] - Excellent target acquisition and/or making up for missed targets. We were very quickly a well oiled Oracle slaying machine. Top marks for Oracle kills in one round goes to Jer (curiously) and Fox as runner up (further curiously). Apparently for all of my hyper aggression, I can't hit the -blam!-ing glowballs of doom. Details on my terrible aim to follow. - A WILD PUNK HAS APPEARED. Punk did work. His under geared ass was actually useful. Curious as well. - Fault performed admirably as our Vault Strategist. He knew what to do, where to go---with his knack for exploration, I think the bastard should have been a Hunter. With his insistence upon Hand Cannoning everything he sees, I'm pretty sure he's actually just a Hunter who stumbled into a vat of Space Magic. You know, like one of those stupid ass 'freak accident' super heroes. Like Spiderman or something. Minus the latex. We can do without the latex. - "Hey Ricochet, in these updates you never talk about what you did!" Seriously? Alright. Well I boxed a bunch of Minotaur, got dicked by some snipers, got dicked by some Harpies, got dicked by gravity, got dicked by the Templar, got dicked by an Oracle, got dicked by the Gatekeeper, got dicked by my OWN TRUTH, and found some -blam!-ing shards. Happy? Your friendly neighborhood tank did what he always does and got shot by -blam!-ing everything (and while I had by far the most kills, I also was the second most frequent non-wipe death and killed the least targets in every encounter). So -blam!- you all, you're doing damn well. Without you, the Lance would be known for slaying 10k goblins in five minutes with only melees, because apparently I'm the discount version of Kabr. [b]I'm only going to say this once...[/b] Good job. For a bunch of scrubs. ~Ricochet