As we all know, Xur is coming tomorrow. When Xur comes, so do the "earners", who will inevitably whine about how they're special snowflakes. So let's guess what they'll whine about tomorrow! What sort of absurd stories might they tell that detail their grueling quest to "earn" their Exotic??
[spoiler]even though they just got blessed by RNGesus...[/spoiler]
EDIT: Apparently, Xur will be selling a Special tomorrow. I'm still guessing Gjallarhorn, just because.
EDIT 2: I am aware Gjallarhorn is a heavy, I'm saying that despite the fact a Special is likely to be sold tomorrow, I still think Gjallarhorn will be the weapon sold tomorrow, despite being a heavy.
EDIT 3: Today's Friday, so no more discussing here. Come back next week, I'll have a poll.
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Alright, today's Friday, discussion's over. I'll make a poll next week.
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The only tears ive seen are the tears of warlocks.
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Surprisingly, the forums are more calm for a Friday than they've ever been!
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It's going to be a secondary not a primary or a heave. Why can't people see the pattern? If I'm wrong I will sell my disk (not really a big deal to me actually I can't be bothered to play until they fix this broken game)
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A warlock helmet would be lovely.... would mean I can have 3 lvl 30s
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Everyone will be whining that he's not selling the Icy Sunbreakers of Praxic Jake Gyllenhorn.
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It doesn't matter if he is selling petrified dog shit, people will cry.
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Hes gonna sell the Vex Mythoclast.[spoiler]for free[/spoiler]
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There's no guarantee that Xur will be selling a special tomorrow. It's random, like everything else. Anyway, I'm hoping to get my hands on [b]Hard Light[/b] at last. Don't care what anyone else says about it; I want one.
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Unless they are not on Xûr's master list, I'll guess [i]Plan C[/i] or [i]Universal Remote[/i].
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SELL LAST WORD FOR MAX TROLL
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Don't bother with the "he's supposed to sell X weapon type" EVERYONE said he'd seek a special last time, claiming there was a pattern... And he sold The Last Word, a primary. I'm personally hoping for Red Death, Plan C or Patience and Time. Otherwise, I have all the sellable exotic weapons.
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i need an exotic chest piece to get to lvl 30 .. dont care about weapons give me a chest piece Xur !!!! i earned my strange coins and im going to spend em !!!!
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Sunbreakers confirmed
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Whatever is there - someone will cry - happens every week.
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It will be patience and time, just so everyone can cry coz they only just sold it. That way bungee can get max efficiency for tears/effort.
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Icebreaker will be sold i bet all my motes of light and strange coins on it.
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i hope he sell the chuck noris scout rifle! this rifle has chance to spawn chuck noris on the instant you kill someone and an execution scene happens with his legendary round house kick, followed by a bruce lee jab to the throat with a finishing move of dragon ball Z goku finishing move! lmao
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Icebreaker
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Plan C
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I'm thinking Plan C or Red Death seeing as it's only been sold once since the game came out
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OP wants us to guess what the whiners will be crying about NOT what he will be selling. What a special bunch here. LOL I am guessing they will whine and cry that he is selling something they just got from a drop or a reward. Then as always the Zurner or earner threads will pop up which will about at least 4-5 on the same page.
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I've got my money on Plan C
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I don't know what he'll be selling but I can't wait to see it. I look forward to the forum tears more than I look forward to whatever he might be selling. lol I'm starting to think Xur actually trades in Guardian tears and he just strings the strange coins together to make wind chimes.
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Edited by butthurt: 11/21/2014 2:27:37 AMXur will sell necrochasm
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Please be the icebreaker