I see you with your Hawkmoon and sniper rifle owning everyone. We all know your amazing. I'm not. I'm bitter you have skill. I'll run in, shoulder charge and rocket launcher you taking myself out just to get a kill. Your first place? Ill wait in a corner crouched to titan smash you and Kayne West your streak. #rekt
Your 30? Pfft. I shoulder charge Atheon every raid. You know what? I shoulder charge everything. Oracles, my sparrow, off a cliff, Gorgons. #420blazeit
Pocket infinity? It doesn't fire fast enough. Gjallahorn? The hell this thing is to ezmode, pos. Doctor nope? Naa its bullet spray is great but I have to reload. Why can't I just snipe with invective with infinite clip? Jesus Bungie, you are terrible. Eff that I'm going to Shoulder Charge. #getonmylevel
I should change my name to imsopro. That's how dope I am. You want me in your clan, don't you. I'll shoulder charge your mom before she can even do a 360 ladder stall quick scope. #2chainz