Got caught spankin' my monkey today, now i cant ask out girl
To keep things appropriate, i will not explain what "Spanking your Monkey" is too those who don't know. But yeah it happened today. Forgot to lock my door. I am so embarrassed. They found my bottle of vaseline too, and a girls # hidden with it. WHAT DO I DO? Please help me! The girl is hot, and liked me, I am just shy! I was going to call her up, but now i can't... my parents owuld know what was up, so i can't do it over the phone, i have to do it in person, and i am shy. I am not supposed to be on the internet anymore, because of this, but i can sneak on.
SHe is soo pretty, especially in her tight blue shorts... damn. But yeah, I don't know were to start. How do i start conversation? And now I have to regain my self respect with my parents, this is sooo embarrassing. If you were caught how did you guys recover from the shock? And what should I do with this girl? I only see her in 4th period. Please help!
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