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11/29/2004 2:47:09 AM
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Got caught spankin' my monkey today, now i cant ask out girl
To keep things appropriate, i will not explain what "Spanking your Monkey" is too those who don't know. But yeah it happened today. Forgot to lock my door. I am so embarrassed. They found my bottle of vaseline too, and a girls # hidden with it. WHAT DO I DO? Please help me! The girl is hot, and liked me, I am just shy! I was going to call her up, but now i can't... my parents owuld know what was up, so i can't do it over the phone, i have to do it in person, and i am shy. I am not supposed to be on the internet anymore, because of this, but i can sneak on.
SHe is soo pretty, especially in her tight blue shorts... damn. But yeah, I don't know were to start. How do i start conversation? And now I have to regain my self respect with my parents, this is sooo embarrassing. If you were caught how did you guys recover from the shock? And what should I do with this girl? I only see her in 4th period. Please help!
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Sorry i didn't clarify, my parents caught me, but they know who she is and found her #. If they catch me calling her im screwed. I see her during shcool though. See she is into "Homies". She said she likes me but i am not a "Homie" so that is another problem. One of my friends leaked out i was caught spanking my monkey and if she finds out, i don't know how she will react. I have to end the rumor some how. a close friend of mine broke his arm while he was spanking it in the bathroom. The door didnt have a locck so he was standing against it when his mom opened the door and he fell over. As punishment she told everyone she had caught him. This girl i speak of found out and said something like "what a looser." I cannot let her find out about this
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[quote]But yeah it happened today. Forgot to lock my door. I am so embarrassed.[/quote] You will never save face... deal with this now on your record. [quote]They found my bottle of vaseline too, [/quote] ... become a hermit. [quote]and a girls # hidden with it.[/quote] (found this out)... she will never speak to you again without being grossed out or laughing her ass off at you. [quote]SHe is soo pretty, especially in her tight blue shorts...[/quote] I'd savor that image, since she's probably getting a restraining order put on you as we speak. [quote]And now I have to regain my self respect with my parents, this is sooo embarrassing.[/quote] Your mom thinks you're a perverted pig and your dad thinks you're an idiot for getting caught. Achilles
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Yeah, I have that problem. I was real shy around my girlfriend when we were together. Then, after we broke up, I was my normal self around her. But I wouldn't worry about getting together with this chick. But if you want to ask her out, well, I can't offer any advice other than it's easier to just stay single, and if you can't hit it off with her, then there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
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That's sick... and now you have a week to spank away from the forums.
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Your only option is to stop being shy. It's hard, but women love confidence.
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Ok let me get this straight. Is she the one that caught you, or are your parents?
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Here's some stuff you need to do: 1. Call her up and ask her on a date. 2. Tell her since she saw yours, you should be able to see hers. (It's only fair). 3. Ask her to 'spank her monkey' in front of you, after all she did see you. 4. Ask her for sex. She'll love you more for it. 5. Don't buy her flowers, buy her potatos. Flowers die while potatoes keep on growing!
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Well it's not a problem telling guys (and i know there ar egirls here too) but the girls don't mind either, it's just i'm shy around girls i like, thats the prob
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Apparently, you're not too shy if you're willing to tell everyone on this forum that you were caught "spanking the monkey."
