Let's start by getting a few things out of the way: 1. I understand that all robots are different 2. This is not a rant against other robots, such as the Postmaster. 3. Refer to 1 and 2 before you hit post. I am a Broom Sweeping Robot. Have been since day one. I am calling in my fellow laborer robots to unite and have my back against the inevitable disregard that will come our way. Although you may look down upon us, we are the ones that make sure the floor is clean when you do look down. For us, the true Darkness is the dirt that Guardians track in from their adventures beyond. If a single spec of dirt survives, the whole floor is compromised. Now, understand that there are actually three types of my kind who roam the Tower. You have the quartermasters, who provide Guardians with the tools necessary to complete their work. Then you have the Postmaster, who gracefully ensures all packages make their way to the recipient, never actually receiving a gift of their own. Of course, there is also the bounty robot, who is responsible for giving Guardians new things to do daily, for without him you would surely be bored, and your gear would remain unleveled. We Broom Sweeping Robots are made for one purpose only; to sweep the floor. We are born with a broom in our hand. This is our tool, and what allows us to excel. I mean no particular slight towards other robots, but our work is of a more significant nature. The Postmaster merely ensures delivery of the mail. But while doing so, Guardians litter the floor with their opened material and it is up to us Broom Wielders to clean up. Then at the quartermaster, new gear is purchased, and then old dismantled. Who is it that wipes the floor of the discarded plasteel or weapon parts? Us Broom Sweeping robots. And on your way to the bounty robot, please keep in mind the Broom Sweeping Robot who has to sweep away the dirt from the tracks of Guardian's who crowd around and muck up the floor. Go ahead, mock us for our work. You can complain about those puddles around the Tower but when you're paid only 7.25 glimmer and hour sweeping floors is enough work. But if it were not for us Broom Sweeping Robots the Darkness would have consumed the entire Tower by now in the form of dirt, grime, and Ebola. Broom Sweeping Robots, be proud of your work. You might not have a panic clean button or one shot super to cleanse the floor, but you are unique. You are what remains of the Light, after the dirt has settled. Sweep with honor.