Part 1: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/78987601/0/0/1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three Guardians walking trough the desolated valleys of the Cosmodrome on Old Russia, in the middle of a heavy snow storm. Warlock: I can't even see 1 foot in front of me!!! *loud wind noises* Titan: Why are you searching for foots right now?, we should be searching for the location!!! Warlock: I'm going to murder you one of this days! *Storm intensifies* Hunter: We should look for a place to protect us from this storm!!! HGhost: There's a building 15 meters from where we are. Warlock: Let's go there then!!! *30 min of looking for the building later* Titan: What is this place? TGhost: It looks like an old house Titan: Was hoping you said something like: Something humans haven't seen in centuries!! TGhost: Next time you die i wont let anybody revive you . . . *Titan ghost disappears* Hunter: Now, what are we going to do while the storm settles down? Warlock: We should study the area and possible strategies to . . . *Titan interrupts* Titan: Bubble Dance Party!!!!!!!! *Titan burst his ward of down and starts dancing fanatically inside of it* Warlock and Hunter: What in the name of the Light is wrong with you? HGhost: I think its brain was damaged, being an exo can bring failures in the system. WGhost: Or he is blam!ing crazy. *Titan looks directly to the ghost, while they banish* Titan: Ok, no bubble dance party. Warlock: Ok,Hunter you will become invisible and scout the area. Hunter: Foxtrot please. Warlock: Huh? Hunter: Call me Foxtrot. *Hunter proceeds to stand in an heroic pose while the air moves his cape* Warlock: Where is that current coming from? *Starts looking around the room* Titan: And I'm Delta!!! *Proceeds to take an heroic pose too* Warlock: Why am I even in your fire team . . . *The rest of the night was spent looking for a coded name for the warlock* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Part 3: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/79053560/0/0/1