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Edited by Fartmonkey: 11/12/2014 6:14:00 PM
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The wild math book stalks it's prey

As we watch the wild math book in it's natural habitat we see how it stalks it prey. Notice how it uses Playboy as camouflage to draw out it's victims. It's seems the it's attracted a young male let's see how it goes. The male opens up the book expecting his animal instincts to kick in but he is flooded with equations. He screams and gurgles until the math has wrapped around him and knocked him out cold. We watch now was it pulls the male human into it's lair for it's young. It's been 7 hours since we last saw the male be consumed here he comes now. The male comes out of the the cave with giant glasses, braces, and a pocket protector. The math has successfully captured it's prey only drugs can help the male now. This has been an exciting safari adventure with your guide Fartmonkey.

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