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Edited by Fartmonkey:
11/15/2014 1:58:32 AM
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I think I just became a mom
So I'm at a indoor pool and I'm sitting on a chair with my phone. I look around me and I see moms all on the side on their phones completely dry. Maybe they think I am one of them...
Shit one made eye contact! [b][u]GET THE -blam!- OUT OF THERE I REPEAT GET THE -blam!- OUT OF THERE![/u][/b]
Sweet lord baby Jesus save me...
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>mfw [i]Fartmonkey[/i] >mfw [i]I think i just became a mom[/i] You have to have sex to become a mom. Nice try, but that hasn't happened.
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Did you have shoes on
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1 ReplyYou're still a -blam!-
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Then you should get them wet ༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽
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2 RepliesI hope you had your socks on.
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Alpha tango bravo monkey we are on our way to your position
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1 ReplyAnd now we see the housewife calling her prey....
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4 Replies[quote]completely dry[/quote]
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2 Replies
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wtf :D
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I'm sorry, it's too late.
