As we watch the wild math book in it's natural habitat we see how it stalks it prey. Notice how it uses Playboy as camouflage to draw out it's victims. It's seems the it's attracted a young male let's see how it goes.
The male opens up the book expecting his animal instincts to kick in but he is flooded with equations. He screams and gurgles until the math has wrapped around him and knocked him out cold. We watch now was it pulls the male human into it's lair for it's young.
It's been 7 hours since we last saw the male be consumed here he comes now. The male comes out of the the cave with giant glasses, braces, and a pocket protector. The math has successfully captured it's prey only drugs can help the male now.
This has been an exciting safari adventure with your guide Fartmonkey.
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I don't remember watching this on PBS
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I read my current math textbook for fun sometimes. Does that mean [i]I[/i] am the top predator?
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All my math books have written in the back "Last borrowed by hitler" or something like that.
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Makes sense. Explains why all the ones in my school had dicks drawn on them.
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Excellence at its prime
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WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE HOW THE WILD MATH BOOKS REPRODUCE?
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Then the English book leaps from its hiding spot, pouncing on the OP, choking him to death with the possessive pronouns page because he didn't realize that "it's" means "it is."
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"Please take drugs kids"
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This is why I take drugs.
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Oh my god the math books have learned
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Edited by Un1337ninj4: 11/12/2014 6:03:39 PMI noticed he turned White while down there, is that a symptom of page-rub?
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I hope you get cancer.
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True story
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Another amazing story.
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You wanna know what I don't miss about school?[spoiler]math[/spoiler]
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So basically is this what happens to Asians?
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Will there be any more of these safaris?
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Well then...
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*lair
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