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11/7/2014 6:50:38 PM
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Attention, Bungie

Alright. So here it is. Bungie. I need Heart of the Praxic Fire. And you are going to give it to me. Why? Because reasons and shit. Enough talk. Now for my terms. Next week, I demand that Xur arrive at the Tower with The Last Word and Heart of the Praxic Fire. The rest of his items are irrelevant to me, though I know your heart, Bungie. [spoiler]Sunbreakers[/spoiler] Now, some may notice I already have The Last Word. This is true. But I do this because I am a merciful, and caring, god. And I know that others may want it as well. That is all that I have for you, Bungie. Know this: If my demands are not met, the punishment I mete out will be great and terrible. I will rain capital letters from above, and make many empty promises of quitting your game. I may even cry. But not real tears, because gods do not cry. I will use eyedrops, while you are not looking. You may go now, Bungie.

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