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  • What I hate about this game is hat there are hardly any microwaves! Space fighting in my ship rarely ends in tea-bagging, and nobody ever cleans the refrigerator in the Tower. As in...what butt pirate puts an uncovered half eaten Chipotle burrito in a COMMUNITY fridge and then leaves it there for one of the PS4 guys to clean up?! Also, and I don't mean to split hairs here, but I did find the soccer ball, but where in the Tower is the Sports Authority where I can buy the proper sports wear, and shin guards that are currently recommended AND required by all soccer authorities?!! It's mindless and asinine problems like this that are at the heart of all these posters issues! You played 350 hrs of destiny? Try making your character dance for 350 hrs and not even get on DeeJ's radar! Like I'm going around the wold of Destiny, spreading my sexy moves, and trying to dance myself to a solid 15 minutes of fame...and yet here I am....thumb in my bum,..belt around my neck....and dressed as a Ninja Turtle. Point being, the higher-ups at Starbucks are real bootyholes for putting my drink in an NON-MICROWAVABLE cup! Who the crap can finish 20 ounces of 1/3 coffee, 1/3 cocaine, and 1/3 gunpowder in one sitting? I did one time, and I spent the afternoon in the desert running from anthill to ant hill just stomping away. I must have destroyed the lives and families of some...300,000 ants. That's not even counting the ones I snorted. I hear their cries in my dreams. Screaming children, mothers, fathers, vacation planners....all fell on deaf ears. When I came to, I was buck naked, spooning the still warm carcass of a bear, covered head to toe in honey with dead ants stuck to me in the designs reminiscent of one Ed Hardy. When I got up I found I had the cup part of a jock strap super glued over my "goods" with "Never Again" written on it in Sharpie. The only thing about that, that gave me pause was the fact that I'm not sure if there is any bear native to a desert climate. This is obviously Bungies fault, and as such I expect a formal apology and/or special emblem delivered to my character in Destiny. If Cocaine's So Bad Then Why It Look Like Sugar, CHALK OUTLINES

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