So I was in class today doing my homework, silently worshipping Satan to myself, and this girl starts talking to me. "Hey Abaddon, want to hear about my weekend?"I said " not right now, I'm busy." Bitch talks anyways. She goes on about this party she went to, how wasted she got, what guys she was with, it went on for a good 15 minutes.
I'm just trying to ignore this girl and go about my business but she won't let up. Abby is threw listening. I grab the nearest pencil and jam it in her hand, she starts screaming. Whole class is like "ohshit.jpg" some dude tries to get it out of her hand but is just making it more painful for her. I whisper to myself "you have released the beast."
I make an insta-pentagram and summon some lower level demons to rek shit in the room. They kill everyone except crush and teach (gotta turn in the homework sometime)
Teacher says "Abaddon plz go down to the principles office" I say fine and walk down. Principle gives me an after school detention. Hate that shit. So I go home and tell Satan what's up, he gets mad like usual starts causing genocide in third world countries.
I Hate detentions.
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Schools for chumps do hardcore drugs