So it is all over Rebbit... new missions for the new Dark Below Expansion with Eris Missions in the Tower. Looks like we are finally getting the game we wanted guys!!! So pumped about this brand new content.
[b]Eris Overcharge[/b] - Kill 2 enemies at once with a Fusion Rifle, 20 times.
[b]It's All in the Eris Head[/b] - Kill 100 enemies with precision damage.
[b]The Bigger They Eris[/b] - Complete a Weekly Heroic or Nightfall Strike.
[b]Knuckle Eris Duster[/b] - Melee Kill 30 enemies without dying.
[b]UnErisable[/b] - Earn 9000 Experience without dying.
[b]Exclusive to PS4[/b]:
[b]Relic Harvest Eris[/b] - Collect 200 Microsoft tears from Fallen Enemies on any planet.
Hard to believe, but this MIGHT even be better than Queens Wrath...
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Slowly reviving this post ;)
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I want this post to be big again
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Negro bump?
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Edited by mmason1331: 10/31/2014 5:57:35 PMThis is what is currently happening at Bungie. *DeeJ see this post* "Oh *BLAM* .. time for a meeting" DeeJ sets up a meeting with all the important people. DeeJ - "Good Morning everyone, we are gathered today to address an issue that has arose in the community. It appears they have already found out what the bounties are going to be. I had a feeling changing the name of the bounties would be enough new content, but I guess not" Developer - "What does the community mean "this isn't new content", I personally renamed them Bounties myself... They are not currently in the game" Deej - "I have no idea... These *BLAM*ing Gamers ask for SO much from us." Janitor - "What if they want a different bounty, not just a new name for a bounty" *Everyone's heads explode* *Janitor shrugs* "Just an idea folks. Probably a bad idea... I am just a Janitor" *Cleans up brains* ...Hire the Janitor
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I love and hate this post at the same time. I love it because its hilarious. I hate it because there is probably more truth to it than anyone wants to admit. Also, because nothing else that I read today will come as close to making me laugh as this one has.
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Edited by Logan: 11/2/2014 11:18:45 AMTaking the Eris- buy both expansions at £20 each - 75pts
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Oh you trolled me....lol
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That would be a great relic harvest. I'll bet they're just flowing right now. But of course that's Bungie getting back at Microsoft for laying them off Halo.
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This made me laugh.
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I lost my shit, jesus.
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That was hilarious. Kudos to you.
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Bungie feels the pressure from the media and fans. It's in their court. The next ten years is a long time.
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Gave me a laugh, but I can see the devs seeing this thread and just screaming with pleasure..... Then stealing the idea lmao
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Hahahahahaha the sad thing is, this is so totally what it's gonna be like. In the end of the day, it will be another circular graph to fill three times for a legendary engram. Another shader. Another faction item. Lather rinse repeat... Foreverrrr!
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You guys laugh now but I wouldnt be surprised if thats what the bounties are. Remember guardians destiny doesnt have any variety.
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Lol!!! The Microsoft tears is the best.
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OP is joking but this is probably exactly what the bounties will be lol.
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Hahaha
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Hahahaha lol. They forgot to add "Look at a rock for thirty seconds, for the glory of Eris!"
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Not fair bungie always giving PSN EVERYTHING!...
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Figures PS4 would get the easiest bounty of all.... (Before anybody says anything I know it's a joke post)
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The best thing is, I would not be that surprised if this was actually it.
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and the three missions are: - Dark below (enemies with different shield) - Dark Below (just as it was) - Shrine of amethyst (just like the Shrine of Orix, but the giant ball at the end is purple) 3 super brand NEW !!!
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Bravo! I'm still laughing! Well done, indeed. But, I hope you're wrong. Puuuuleeez be wrong.