Free health care
Best pot in the world
Everyone loves us
We're polite as -blam!-
Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens!
Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners
We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white!
We invented basket ball and penicillin.
Proven warriors during ww2
canadians report in
Forgot to mention
Tim hortons
Stronger beer
Best lakes nd fishing in the world
Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature
In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon
Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time.
And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice!
Tldr hockey is best sport
Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement.
#To #report #others #laugh #lots
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Edited by FreneticJester2: 10/28/2014 8:45:31 PM- the average median household income is higher in Canada - Canada has less crime and violent crime - Canada is loved throughout the rest of the world than the US. Many American travellers throw on a Canadian flag to be received better by others. - Canada has more natural resources. - Canada has more jobs - Canada has healthcare for all. - Canada has more than 2 political parties to choose from. - Canada has better gun control. Thus creating less gun related violence. - Canada has less poverty - Canada isn't broke. - Canada has less expensive post secondary education. - Canada makes it easier for everyone to have post education - Canadians are better educated than the US. - Canadian Cities/ Provinces are not going bankrupt like a few American cities and states. - Canada creates the Ebola vaccine
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>home to two of my closest friends, one of whom I'm in love with Don't need to convince me, sir.
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I got one U.S aint braggin. US is best
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There is no such thing as "free" healthcare. The USA dominates in the Olympics. If it weren't for our military, you would actually have to have one of your own, and then you couldn't afford "free" healthcare, so you're welcome. You are definitely not polite. People don't love you, they just don't care enough to even talk about you. Canada didn't exist as a country until 1867, the White House was burned in the war of 1812. What was the name of the professional Canadian hockey league again? Can't seem to recall. GST is ridiculous. You're affiliated with the British and the French. Lol Alaska is bigger and just as beautiful as BC, but we also have desert country and Hawaii, not to mention the rest of the country. We have places that aren't frozen in the winter months. How many Canadians are in Florida or Arizona right now? Lol Should I keep going?
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which hockey team are you talking about Canadian teams -blam!-ing suck, montreal is hot right now but thatll pass lol
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America has the best military and so we can nuke Canada and take over the world if we wanted to...nuff said.
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Ameria also has fat people and nig'gas!
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1. No such thing as free anything. You pay higher taxes on everything 2. Best pot in the world is from California 3. Not after this post 4. You just disproved that with this post 5. Only people that care about hockey are those that are good at it 6. You should run those numbers again bud, I think you got us switched 7. With the help of Great Britain. Rematch? This time 1v1 8. We? You were there for both inventions? Basket ball was created by a Canadian American in America! Does Canada even play basketball? Also Alexander Fleming is credited which discovering penicillin and he was Scottish 9. Congratulations. Canada is like that kid at school that only fights when he knows his bigger stronger friends are going to be there with him. You Forgot to mention Justin Beiber Drake 10. Beer test done with Americans and Canadians (spoiler America wins) Link: http://youtu.be/inrrMcSNa2Q 11. Never heard about Canada being the fishing capital of the world 12. Best at everything when it comes to nature? The more I read the less I take you seriously 13. I live in California. I can go sand dining in the morning, surf, go to Disneyland in the afternoon and skiing at night. 14. People still smoke weed? What are you 15? 15. If your sport needs fights (the most primitive form of entertainment) to keep it interesting than its a pretty bad sport. 16. If we define the best sport by the one most played than Soccer (football) is the best sport 17. You use the metric system huh? How cute. Remind me how many times your country or any other that uses the metric system has successfully manned someone to the moon. #rekt
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Better pot then us Californians ? Doubt it
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Edited by Doctor Cox: 11/2/2014 6:17:46 AM[quote]Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners[/quote] US total gold Olympic gold medals: 1072 Canada total Olympic gold medals: 121 You're just a little bit off there buddy.
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America has Obama Canada home to JB Don't know which is worse
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I think I win.
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You didn't burn the White House, the people Who owned you did. You also committed heinous war crimes in all 20th century wars you got involved in (Canada is evil) like you guys make some of our stuff in Vietnam look tame. And also we could steamroll your country using a fraction of our military but we don't need to since we already own you :)
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*sees "free healthcare" *lols*
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Ughhhh Canadian here. You sound like an American with your nationalistic crap. We have basic free health care. It's not all free.
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Rugby sucks
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Your beef is terrible and grey.
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James Naismith invented basketball and he was in Kansas, USA. So as that part was wrong I can trust the rest of your argument.
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You lost me at best pot in the world. You guys have good stuff on the east and west coast but just no.
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You never won a war
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Did you forget the fact that like 80% of the country in uninhabitable wasteland?
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Didn't England help you burn the White House though?
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[quote]Free health care Best pot in the world Everyone loves us We're polite as -blam!- Our hockey team kicks the crap out of yours even though we only have 27 million citizens! Theres more people in california than all of canada and we still kick the usa's ass at winning gold medals cuz we're winners We are the only country to burn down the white house. And we are the reason it was painted white! We invented basket ball and penicillin. Proven warriors during ww2 canadians report in Forgot to mention Tim hortons Stronger beer Best lakes nd fishing in the world Pretty much best anything when it comes to nature In bc I can ski in the morning and go surfing in the afternoon Cops just confiscate your weed and smoke it later, no jail time. And we kick ass at hockey, the most athletic sport ever. Its like the difficulty of any of your yanky sports with the added difficulty of you being On slippery ass ice! And you can even fight other people on said ice! Tldr hockey is best sport Did I mention we use the metric system unlike america using pre historic, less accurate units of measurement. #To #report #others #laugh #lots[/quote] Its well known the supposed "free health care" is a myth. Most of your citizens pay for private health care because the free one is next to worthless. A Canadian team hasnt won the stanley cup in 21 years. Invented basketball which the US dominates. In california you can ski in the morning and surf in the afternoon. Although Canadian forces fought valiantly during ww2. American and british forces lost so many more troops its incomparable. The only reason canada is canada is because they have rode the coattails of the US. Throw canada in the middle east and see how it goes. If maple syrup becomes a more valuable commodity watch out!
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Edited by CoherentBadger: 11/22/2014 2:25:08 PM-10/10 Put some effort in next time