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Edited by Goat Whisperer:
10/25/2014 6:31:27 PM
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You have no toilet paper... wut do?
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Bump for justice
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Call the cops then use their face as toilet paper. [spoiler]or their dicks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I waddle down the hallway to where the spares are kept and then waddle back, if there are no spares then the local newspaper gets even shitier.
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A mate in high school found himself in that situation before and ripped blank pages out of his German book to use. Lmao.
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I dont use toilet papers mothafckas I use my bare hands everytime with soap and water
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Use a sock
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No toilet paper? Shit with the force of a thousand suns.
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If you're sitting on the john, And the toilet paper is gone. Be a man, Use your hands.
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Pine needles.
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The socks must go. They have lived long, but they will spend their last days regretting all that has led them to this moment.
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If I'm at home I'll just shower. And I have an intense fear of pooping in public restroom so I'd never be in that situation.
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I'd screen shot this thread, print it off and use that.
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Hmm maybe take a shower? :o
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3 RepliesUse a tissue
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Obviously you call the police what else do you do?
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1 ReplyToilet seat covers?
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Rinse my bum in the sink.
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Edited by Goat Whisperer: 10/25/2014 6:24:01 PM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyEdited by JoeIsACat: 10/25/2014 7:51:12 PMI break my spine, so I can use my tongue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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5 RepliesI air dry
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I get a glass bottle and use it to scrape it off and stab people.
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Use your sock
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Use your tongue you uncultured swines
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3 RepliesU forgot -blam!-ing Kleenex!!!
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2 RepliesTongue
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The wall is the only option * sips tea *
