One happy morning while the devs at Bungie sat around eating donuts and brainstorming the greatness about to become Destiny .......The phone rang ..... - Activision secretary : Hey guys ! - Dave the Dev : Good morning ! Whats up? - Activision secretary : Well It's work week at school for our CEO's son here at Activision and he is running the company now.. He really really wanted to speak with you guys! - Dave the Dev : Ok cool... put him on and we will fill him in ! **Puts on speakerphone and calls the guys in for meeting** - Dave the Dev : Hey little fella, hows first day at work going ? - Brian the Brat : MY NAME IS NOT LITTLE FELLA YOU #%"%¤# ...My name is SIR! Sir Brian SIR to you! - Dave the Dev : Oh sorry, well Sir.. Brian ....sir... how can we help you this morning? - Brian the Brat : It's not what you can do for me but what 'I can do for you! I looked over the files that my father has for this game and all I can say is like ....WTF.. You all serious??? ....It's sooooooo boring and confusing.. Like first.. The story? Who wants a story in a pew pew game.. like come on.. and then its the "exploration" ??? what does that even mean.. I got to find people to shoot? and things to do.. Open world sucks... Spaceships ..Spaceships are just gay .... and theres like how many planets?!? The only planet you can see from earth is like the moon yo ... so LOL on this ..I got some better ideas for you! - Dave the Dev : Well sir...... Brian.. Sir.. First let me say that ....the moon is not a planet.. - Brian the Brat : WHAAAAAAAAAT !? You dare talk back to me ?!? I'll show you ! The story ..get rid of it.. nobody wants a story! Space ships.. Make them into something totally BS ..and make the loading time longer since i have a bladder dysfunction ..like 5 minutes loadtimes! And open world LOL.. nope! - Dave the Dev : Our team has worked a long time on this and the game will die if you are serious about this ...sir Brian sir.. **(Screaming in the background from writer, creative director and devs..) " Fuuuuck this I'm leaving!!! " ** - Dave the Dev : Now we just lost half the guys because of this!!!!!! - Brian the Brat : you forgot to say Sir Brian SIR! - Dave the Dev : With all due respect sir but -blam!- YOU I'm out too ...this is just pure BS ...Go screw yourself you spoiled brat! - Brian the Brat : Well no probs lol... I got a friend at school who rocks at stories.. He got in trouble at school and like when the teacher told him to explain himself... He's like I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain LOLZ.. thats gotto be in the game for sure.. I'll send over some friends from school to finish this game for you.. Atleast they know how to ...pew pew pew.... pew pew.. pew! If Destiny was a porn movie http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74749051/0/0 Interview with DeeJ from Bungie on Destiny and the DLC's http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74405740/0/0