I woke up this morning to see my wife having her morning coffee, unusually calm, and she greets me with a good morning. A good start to what seemed like any other day....
Not long after that, I pulled my
ass out of bed, noticing there were little shards of what looked like glass scattered in front of my tv. I began to piece the puzzle(pun intended) to the mystery of these tiny little shards and realized it was the disc for destiny. Appalled as I was, my wife, continuing to sip her coffee asks, "what's wrong dear?" All hell breaks loose after that
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#Destiny
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Edited by Orzlar: 10/25/2014 10:54:37 AMUse the shards to upgrade your wife
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Almost? So close. Freedom eluded you again.
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This story is actually better than destiny's
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Never would have happened to Chuck Norris.
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The wife it came from the moon!
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Wives are OP, you shouldn't of pursued acquiring that trap card.
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Just go digital she will never know. Lol
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You forgot the quotes for "wife" like so
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Sounds like all you need is patience and time
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I thought about doing that then he let me play now I'm a Lvl 25 Hunter with my own PSN account ; )
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I would have just continued like nothing happened then came back later with a new copy of destiny
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Time to call the mob to dispose of that bitch.
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Did you round house kick the coffee out of hand? Jam the Destiny disk shards into her eyeballs and use the coffee mug shards to cut open her abdomen and pull out her lower intestine? Choke her out with the Xbox power cord? Then remove her skin to make a dress out of(using silk from rare moths you raised yourself for the stitching)? Soak the rest of her body in hydrochloride acid in a plastic tub? Then black out all the windows in your house for 36 hours and arm yourself with a 44 magnum, Incase the cops come in you can put on your night vision goggles and turn off the lights giving you the upper hand? Then casually go to game stop and buy another copy of Destiny as if nothing happened? If you answered no to any of these questions, you are not as serious about Destiny as I am.
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sounds like another form of gamer spousal abuse
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"No No No No No No NO! It's the SEX! Better find the covers!"
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Edited by N00bMaster69: 10/26/2014 11:17:36 PMIf my women ever broke my game I'd be like "hey! Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich" then I'd kick her in da nuts!!
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Bring her to vault of glass atheon stage let her get teleport and forever trapped in darkness.....
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Edited by ELBuTTkikR: 10/28/2014 1:02:18 AMgood time to grow up.. i highly doubt she is real..
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Throw her stuff outside along with her a scream loudly,, MISADVENTURE!!!!!!!
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I don't want to make any assumptions but either it's you spending way too much time with the game or it's your wife totally friggin overreacting instead of simply talking about the matter.
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You deserved it. Spend time with your wife instead of playing a game nonstop loser.
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But... The Hive haven't been seen on earth in centuries.... That witch came from the moon!
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Think you need to go deeper into her Hellmouth than you have ever been before
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Husband: Why the -blam!- did you break my game disc? Wife: "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
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"Think you can beat the wife?" "I don't think I have a choice."