Up late. Still playing Destiny. Someone make me laugh.
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Your momma is so fat she has to take panoramic selfies
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? [spoiler]virgin mobile[/spoiler]
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion [spoiler]Because he was outstanding in his field. [/spoiler]
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People are a lot like teeth The whiter, the better.
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Last... One.... *Falls Over And Faints*
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Random.... #... Something....
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Random #4... (Happy yet?)
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Random #3... (Getting there?)
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Random #2
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Your dick
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Random #1
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Why is the traveler called the traveler? Cuz it never dribbles
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I woke up to a bj today. That's what I get for falling asleep on the bus with my mouth open.