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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSuchATragedyx pics or it didnt happen.[/quote] [url=http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/IMPTYV/IMPTYVMP029_500.jpeg]Here you are[/url] lol...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. [/quote] Yes, buy a new one. They will never know. This is a perfect plan and always works in the movies. S3N
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSuchATragedyx pics or it didnt happen.[/quote] quiet you..
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pics or it didnt happen.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Socket29 Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck? Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.[/quote] Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)[/quote] Hahaha oh this is just getting better and better. Future reference, a dog will pretty much eat anything so you cant compare them to the more feathered friends.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Socket29 Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck? Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.[/quote] Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)[/quote] Are they nice neighbors? how old are you? MAn, I pity you... I have a leopard gecko. that was completely off topic.
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GOd, why the hell did you feed it a fudgecicle? Isn't it obvious you hsouldn't do that?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Socket29 Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck? Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.[/quote] Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)
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...Kill yourself. That's the only solution I can see that seems logical.
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Pokes wholes in it, and say the Canary Mafia killed it.
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Lmfaoooooooo oh man you are so screwed. Just tell them that It died but whatever you do dont mention the fugecicle or the hose. What were you thinking when you fed it the fugecicle btw? Is that something the owners are normally doing? [Edited on 03.17.2008 11:09 AM PDT]
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Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck? Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.
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Tell them you killed their bird and offer to buy them a new one. If you lie and they find out later, you'll be in a lot more trouble than if you just come out and tell them and buy them a new one. [Edited on 03.17.2008 11:08 AM PDT]
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Tell them with the puppy face.
