[b]Invective:[/b] "Some people might call this sexual abuse, but I call it being sexually Invective." (Look up the definition of invective to understand this one.) [b]Thunderlord:[/b] When I equip Thunderlord. "I come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder," When I shoot Thunderlord. "Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!" [b]Gjallerhorn:[/b] "Straddle the line in discord and rhyme, I'm on the hunt I'm after you. Mouth is alive with juices like wine, and I'm hungry like the wolf." [b]Thorn:[/b] "I'm just a thorny bastage, but the ladies love it!" [b]Bad Juju:[/b] "Oooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla, bing bang." [b]Ice Breaker:[/b] Each word said with each successful one shot kill, in order. "Boom." "Skiddosh." "Sha-pow." [b]Plan C:[/b] "She asked for my D, instead, I gave her my C." [b]Red Death:[/b] "Be it the end of my gun or your blood, the last thing you'll see is red." [b]Mida Multi-Tool:[/b] "When did Swiss Army make something other then pocket knives and watches?" [b]Suros Regime:[/b] "Who the -blam!- was Suros? And for that matter how long did his Regime last?" [b]Hard Light:[/b] When I get it.. "Holy shit its so hard.. But it's light?.. But it's HARD?.. How the hell can Light be Hard?" When I equip it.. "She likes it when my light gets hard." (I have other exotics that I dont use much. And thus no quotes for them.) Edit: to correct Gjallenhorn to Gjallerhorn.