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Edited by OMEGA AXIOM: 10/23/2014 12:39:21 AM
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Read this in the complaint section and it made me laugh...

Im probably going to sound like so many other disillusioned customers... Have you ever heard of an "audible pop"? -An "Audible pop" is the illustrious sound of your head being removed from your own anus. I paid my money for your game. i, in fact played it quite a bit. I purchased the expansion pass...because like alot of people.. i expected a ton of pure amazement from you. Im not angry that i don't enjoy the game anymore. bad games exist. it's whatever.. im angry that you guys have a broken wheel on your bike... and you purchased brand new pedals to fix it. Seriously, do you guys ever even proof read this shit storm you shovel at us? The game has taken a scary and forboding turn from "patching" to downright damage control. God forbid i held you to a higher standard due to past experiences... Lets look at a few things: 1) I saved up 23 motes for an exotic engram. (father of two, full job, full school studies - sometimes takes a minute to get the motes) I have one character i play... A hunter....and the Cryptarch gives me a titan chest?!... seems legit. 2) The cryptarch is still a douche bag - Never in my entire life have i ever wanted to crotch punch a gaming character as much as i do this condascedning piece of shit. Id rather listen to handsome jack talk about his "Butt-Stallion" while noisily chewing stale pretzels in my headset.Did you guys purposely program this turd to annoy the shit out of people? Because it's working swimmingly. -People hate this asshole. 3) Sweet.. Crucible match it up.. My son is playing. He does really well. So well in fact he's garnered the number one slot in points/kills. But the Jack-wagon asshole who decided to sit all match and do nothing.. walks away with an exotic and a grape. REALLY!? ARE YOU -blam!-ING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!? (im seeing a pattern here -Randomness ) Stop making rewards random. im tired of people getting away with relegating me to Bitch duty for some asshole afk'r who is too -blam!-in lazy to play a game.. and then he gets away with the better rewards. all while i did the work. 4) Again.. father student..blah blah limited game time. I want to raid.. so i have to circumvent your archaic bullshit grouping mechanics by having to utilize a third party LFG site to get a raid group together? Seems legit!? This is my first raid ever... and i beat the entire thing with a stellar group of individuals who taught me immense things about the encounters.. It took me weeks to get up to speed to do this raid ( hate on me all you want - i dont race other players ).. and all i got were Shards and Energies and a -blam!-in white shader? I sharded so much i had to change my pants. COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT. 5) Eva (emblem and shader vendor) yeah how about itemizing her a bit so she doesn't come across like a -blam!-in flea-market hobo-hooker with a bent spoon and some string to sell.. Polar oak is so last month. 6) chat - Pretty bullshit that a third party site (DestinyLFG) had to be created because, yup...you guys created the first MMO with no way to be social. Golfer clap on that one. 7) mid-air speeder mounting... How utterly anti-climatic running off a cliff, shooting my smoke wagon in the air like in "bad-boys" just to watch me nose dive into the mars soil like a roofied prom date. This was not what was shown at previous shows. Make it happen. ill spare the rest of it because its purely exposition at this point. and not this watered down treadmill bullshit with 6 quests and a completely random loot set up that caters to lazy sycophants ( WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO PLAY A GAME ) - Let that sink in a minute. Stop -blam!-in up the game i paid you guys to deliver me.
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      I do agree with this actually. Dead on i work 12 his a day of course to support my family. And I've done the raid once from a checkpoint at atheon bc i don't have time to go to third party sites and play games on them to get a group to raid from the beginning props for literally taking the words out of my mouth except i think the randomized part should be patched a little less random but still so and more rewarding so people get out of the loot caves. I want rewards for things like maybe beat the raid from start to finish in hard to get the vex mythocast and beat it start to finish on normal to get atheons epilogue. A piece of random armor and shards or energy depending on what a character seems to need more (if they've got incomplete armor but fully upgraded weapons don't give them energy duh) then you can tack on random sparrows or shaders etc with properly earned rewards and to make people want to continue playing after they finally get all the needed armor, add additional weapons or armor or sparrows etc at random after they beat it so many times 3-5 that would even further benefit their character along with say unlocking a new more difficult planet with other fun events say after a certain amount of skill level demonstrated in the raid, say 10000 damage done to 1000 damage taken respectively saying this is probably far from accurate example... Anyway or just like if i don't die from atheon at all even if my teammates do i get a message from somebody saying hey i want you to do something for me for a greater reward skilled guardian! Thank you I personally think it would highly improve the game

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