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10/22/2014 11:43:46 AM
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do you get morning wood?
Okay guys, here's another awkward thread from your friendly neighborhood violent African mammal.
Do you get morning wood? Do you have it right now? Is there a female equivalent?
Come children, come be awkward and uncomfortable together, before the ban.
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1 ReplyYep, go chop the "morning wood" everyday
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1 Reply[quote]MY GIRLFRIEND'S ALARM COCK[/quote] Fix'd.
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1 ReplyA disturbing topic list indeed....
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3 RepliesYep, basically every day
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No. I never get that anymore.
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2 RepliesI believe the females' version is "morning dew".
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1 Replyall the damn time.[spoiler] REM stages can go -blam!- themselves[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYeah then I make it go away
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[quote]Is there a female equivalent?[/quote] .....
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1 ReplyWow... i wish i was dating an alarm clock...
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2 RepliesEvery morning when I'm in my car approaching my school.
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4 RepliesDoes a bear shit in the woods?
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1 ReplyIt pops up like a wild animal and stares at me. Then gets tackled and wrestled by feminine hands, shortly followed by brief curious tongues and the occasional teeth. Chomp.
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1 ReplyYup. I Trickshot my grill with it.
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1 ReplyEvery morning, I wake up and go chop down a tree
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1 Reply[b]Every. Single. Freaking. Day.[/b]
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Always
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1 ReplySure, but more importantly - morning wood gets ME.
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10 RepliesNot for very long ;)
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3 RepliesThree days ago, I got morning wood. It didn't go down till today.
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2 RepliesAlways [spoiler] ∧＿∧ ( ･ω･) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ ／ └-(＿＿＿_／ [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI chopped wood in the morning while I had the morning wood.
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9 RepliesEdited by Spookofdaskelton: 12/13/2014 12:40:54 PMisn't it normal to have that...? [spoiler]atleast i hope so [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIs it possible for men to get morning wood or is it only for women?
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17 RepliesEdited by RJ956: 10/24/2014 7:54:33 PMRandom boners are the worst
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1 ReplyYes, what about it?
