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10/21/2014 8:22:57 PM
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How to get a Girl to know you like her

Seriously, I need help Suggestions anyone?

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  • Step 1: stop being a pussy Step 2: go somewhere private (where nobody else is around) Step 3: tell her. Step 4: try xbox.com [spoiler]or just do the toast-envelope method.[/spoiler]

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    • Tell her you like her.... Wtf is wrong with you?

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    • This shit's still around? Stop being a bitch and tell her.

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    • We'll bang, okay?

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    • -blam!- her right in the pussy

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    • Stare at her intently ever moment of the day

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    • Stick it in her pooper

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    • Text her.....

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    • Rent a van, tinted windows. Next, purchase a notebook, a pen, and some binoculars. Park some distance from her home. Utilize your binoculars, jot down her entire schedule, and follow her. This shows her you're committed to her. Quit school and work to show you're faithful only to her, and that she has your full attention. Girls like attention. Show her she's worth your time, follow her inside public places and avoid making eye contact until the final step. This will make her want and lust for you. When you find her finally staring at you, unzip your clothes and show her your body. This tells her it's hers. She may play hard to get and call police, or fake a disgusted reaction. Don't worry. She's faking this to make you want her more. Don't give up. Next, you'll break into her house while she's out. Bring chloroform. She's probably tired, so she won't be clear headed, so she won't want you. Once you drug her, her head will be clear, and she's yours. You'll live happily ever after.

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      • You tell her.

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      • Show her you penis after sniffing on her ass. Works everytime

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      • Look for chances of random conversation (nothing major, just random), strike up one! Get to know her, re-evaluate your feelings. Let it come slow, mate. Eventually, you just hafta tell her. There's no way around it. No amounts of subtle hints are going to cut it. You know why? Because if they know and you don't confront them about it, things get awkward.

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      • Say Sup you look hot And whip out your D... og and ask if it's cute

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      • Facebook message her, but speak like you're from a different country and only say things like "you like to sex?" Or "if we sex you have lots fun!"

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        • Tell her Stare at her Follow her Do everything she does

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        • Show her your wang

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        • Edited by Archon: 10/23/2014 9:57:38 AM
          Say "i think you are [i]the most beautiful woman[/i] I have [u]ever[/u] met, we'll bang okay?"

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        • Edited by med: 10/23/2014 9:57:43 AM
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          The advice I am about to tell you is something that will take work on your part and certainly some trial by error to find your own personal methods. That said, the best way I can explain it is you have to learn how to become a man who knows how to take what he wants. When it comes to women, let me be utterly frank with you in that very few deviate from a typical mindset despite whatever they are giving off. They want to be cared about, they want to be challenged and they want for a man to take them. You just have to learn how to differentiate between the women who are interested, from the women who are on the edge of interest, to the women who have no interest and, from there, your personality and, most of all, confidence come into play. I could go on and on with the above but to save you a massive read and to come to the point on your question, the answer is simple, you tell her. This is not a trick statement by myself but I am being serious. However, there is a caveat to this and that is you do not text it or say it on the phone but you tell her to her face while looking at her right in the eyes. Women love eye contact because it makes them feel special and, most of all, it tells many of them that the man is not afraid of being honest and direct. Be upfront, be honest, and learn how to take what you want. If you can do this, not many women will be able to resist you.

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        • Slowly give her hints. Being too pushy can cause are girl to look the other way. Also girls love it when a guy can make them laugh almost all the time!! ((:

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        • Kidnapp her!!!

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          • Dude... girls kno when u like them.. srsly.. and so do guys... this is a dumb ass topic... have u ever caught a girl staring at u while ur not not looking? This is cause she likes the look of u, same applys to ur old ugly mug hawking at some some hotty who catches ur eye contact and looks back at u like "ew wtf"... guys are the same as girls, mayb ur shy maybe ur a pussy, LIKING someones established in the first 5 seconds of seeing someone, its just talking that ensues after.. if she wants to listen to every dumb boring crap that comes outof ur mouth, then she likes u, same as if u meet a hottie... "oh yea.. make up.. and kittens.. i LOVE that shit!!!!" If shes un interested... she dont like u bro

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          • Does anybody else think it's sad he's asking this on an app made for gaming??

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            Kill her

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            • Have you pooped on her chest yet? Girls love it when you poop on their chests. Trust me I have like 11000 girlfriends :) also dont wipe after !

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              • More eye contact than usual. Make "jokes" about you and her dating. She'll likely pick up the hint.

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