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Ask if they suppose the Supermarket is haram. They'll debate the point while I slip away
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Lobster pinch their nutsacks and fall to the ground and perform an alligators death roll. Suck it dumps!
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Lie like my life depended on it.
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Firmly, yet calmy, jack off on their face. It's the only politically correct thing to do.
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*shows bomb strapped to body* Yells: If im gonna die im taking yall with me motha-blam!-as!
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Depends if they were ISIS or just some random person.
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Shiite master race
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Most Islamic terrorists are Shiite...
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look down at my phone, browse to /s/ and then show it to them.
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Proudly proclaim myself to be Atheist and hope they respect my audacity enough to walk away.
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Convince them that I am a spider.
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No, this is Patrick.
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Fap furiously into the wind. They never expect it.
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Offer them a horses vag of course!
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"Nah, I'm with you guys." *Chaos ensues*
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I signal my sniper to take them out because odds are if I'm around these guys I'm trying to kill them.
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-blam!- you I'm a shiite
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I... Praise the Sun and hope they don't kill me. :D Because running will definitely get me killed.
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I shit myself and run.
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I'm a Shi'a
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nope.avi
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Tell them god bless you
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Edited by car15: 10/24/2014 1:31:55 AMF[i]u[/i]cking tell them that I'm a Sunni, of course. You're insane if you'd do any differently.
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Say I'm a PANDA bear!!!!!!!
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Would you get mad if you walked into a store and the cashier said 1,2,3,4 how many -blam!- are in my store? Just asking no hard feelings