>be cashier at Walgreens
>shitty job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring
>slow night, not many customers
>suddenly see the fattest of fat -blam!-s approaching register
>cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets
>has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking
>so fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in the cart
>isthis-blam!-erious.jpg
>a guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee
>total comes to 78 dollars
>shoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an asshole
>mark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register
>"wait let me give you the (whatever) cents"
>starts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change
>by this point there are four people waiting behind Fat-blam!- McFatterson
>all visibly upset that they have to wait for him
>I call for second cashier
>everyone immediately goes to his line to stop dealing with all the fat
>this guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change
>starts wheezing
>finally makes the change so I can give him all bills back
>second cashier's line empties
>guy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat
>"I can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day"
>making small talk I say, "Long day at work?"
>"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom"
>"So what do you do?"
>"I moderate the forums on bungie.net"
>mfw
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F[b]u[/b]cking epic.
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Do you hate fat people?[spoiler]i do[/spoiler]
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Holy shit.
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2 Ninjas are here
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Meatball Mozzarella/10, would ride my rascal back to that Walgreens again.
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Necro
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Who shops at Walgreens? I mean [i]really[/i].
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Holy shit this is good
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Let's all pretend this is a true story and forget it's written by Engra
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Highly doubt real engra
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I lold so hard
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Lel it was Daz
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[b][i][u][quote]NECROBUMP FUKERS[/quote][/u][/i][/b]
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I wonder which one it was...
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How hasn't this been banned yet? Lol
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Do ninjas get paid?
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Oh my god, this is awesome.
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holy shit this hilarious!! XD
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The first three lines accurately described what happened to me yesterday so I was like, "Hey it's the cashier from yesterday." Then you said Mountain Dew, Hot Pockets, and fat and I was like dam it's not him. Though I was there with a fluffy guy.
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Ahh, all that's missing is the South Park wow player.
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Deej and his men
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Put em in their place.
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[quote]>be cashier at Walgreens >shitty job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring >slow night, not many customers >suddenly see the fattest of fat -blam!-s approaching register >cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking >so fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in the cart >isthis-blam!-erious.jpg >a guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee >total comes to 78 dollars >shoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an asshole >mark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register >"wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" >starts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change >by this point there are four people waiting behind Fat-blam!- McFatterson >all visibly upset that they have to wait for him >I call for second cashier >everyone immediately goes to his line to stop dealing with all the fat >this guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change >starts wheezing >finally makes the change so I can give him all bills back >second cashier's line empties >guy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat >"I can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day" >making small talk I say, "Long day at work?" >"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom" >"So what do you do?" >"I moderate the forums on bungie.net" >mfw[/quote]