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10/19/2014 6:14:37 AM
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Xur and the Cryptarch may be in league with each other...

Xur: Alright, you give me...23 Motes of Light, and you get this Exotic engram. Guardian: That seems a bit pricey- X: You want a chance at the Crest of Alpha Lupi? G: Well, yes, but- X: Then 23 Motes. G: *Sigh* Stupid inflation... X: Enjoy. *Later, at the Cryptarch's booth* Guardian: Hey, come on, you just gave me the same thing Xur over there was selling! Cryptarch: I'm sorry, but it's luck of the draw. *Guardian walks away when Xur calls the Cryptarch* X: Hey, did you give him that chestpiece I was selling instead of the one he wanted? C: Yep! I can't believe how easy it is to scam the Guardians! *Both laugh maniacally*
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