I mean seriously
Look at this little bastard
Probably not even 2O and he's going around slaying shit and stuff
I love that spin thing he does with his sword
Shraaaaaaa!!!
Breaking pots and saving that princess
Zelda is love
Zelda is life
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He's cool and all, but metroid is so much cooler. I mean, he's like a -blam!-in robot with super armor and shoots those missiles and lasers and shit. so fuuckin tight.