Is your life devoid of [b]all meaning[/b]? Do you lay awake at night wondering what type of sadistic deity unwittingly brought you into a world which has fourteen vendors selling weapons but no place to get a [b]decent meal[/b]? LORD SALADIN WANTS TO HIRE YOU* Preach the word of perfectly-fried legs and breasts through the gospel of high-velocity rounds. Apply Today! [i]*'Hire' defined as 'a position with no pay or benefits that involves likelyhood of repeated bodily injury and death.'[/i]