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Edited by Fartmonkey: 10/16/2014 12:18:42 PM
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*Walks in classroom*

*smug expression* Okay I'm not saying I have a nice ass but I have a pretty nice ass. Like if I was a girl I would have a sweet ass. I still have a nice booty for a dude and this sexy obdomen (abdomen). *feels abdomen* Kid: Does your butt hurt if you sit for too long? Sometimes Kid: Then yo- Don't -blam!-ing saying it! You are all just jealous of my round booty. *girls start cracking up in the corner* You just can't see my booty cuz of these jeans. Chick: Torsten you don't have a butt HOW DAFUQ DO YOU KNOW YOU CHECKING MY BOOTY OUT BRUH?! [spoiler]This conversation went on for 5 minutes before the teacher walked in. Also Torsten is the German name I picked[/spoiler]

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