*smug expression*
Okay I'm not saying I have a nice ass but I have a pretty nice ass. Like if I was a girl I would have a sweet ass. I still have a nice booty for a dude and this sexy obdomen (abdomen).
*feels abdomen*
Kid: Does your butt hurt if you sit for too long?
Sometimes
Kid: Then yo-
Don't -blam!-ing saying it! You are all just jealous of my round booty.
*girls start cracking up in the corner*
You just can't see my booty cuz of these jeans.
Chick: Torsten you don't have a butt
HOW DAFUQ DO YOU KNOW YOU CHECKING MY BOOTY OUT BRUH?!
[spoiler]This conversation went on for 5 minutes before the teacher walked in. Also Torsten is the German name I picked[/spoiler]
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