Feminism has been a rapid growing plague to this world for the past century. Here are reasons we should make it illegal. 1. They annoy men. When men are annoyed, we feel like we should get out of the house, which causes us to use cars which put bad fuel emissions into the air we breathe. We also drink a lot of beer, which comes in glass bottles which adds to our waste. Way to go, women. 2. They want women in powerful positions. This is an easy to detect problem. Women can't lead. They would send this world spiraling down and our Earth would plummet with us. Women don't know the right decisions, so they would be pushing us towards coal because it's easier, and women are lazy. 3. Feminists want equal rights. If you look at nature, it has deliberately shown us that the females are the inferior gender. Lions make the women get the good for them. The moose use them just for a quickie and possibly a baby. And the monkeys, our closest relative, keep them back to take care of the kids. In conclusion, women need to accept their roles and know that men are the dominant gender. We didn't ask for this tough responsibility, but we're damn well going to make the best of it. But to do that, we need women to just simply stop fighting for equal rights, and take what we decide is worthy for them.