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Edited by Blonic :
3/16/2015 4:11:33 PM
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I think it's time for some new rules.
Rule 1: Do not call me Bionic or you will get a paddlin'.
Rule 2: Do NOT call me Bionic or you WILL get a paddlin'.
Rule 3: Newfomans are to make a weekly sacrifice to Shrek otherwise they get a paddlin'.
Rule 4: Make a terrible shitpost? You're darn right you're gettin' a paddlin'.
Rule 5: You post a destiny thread in the Flood? You better believe that's a paddlin'! (Onion Beetle)
Rule 6: If you claim yourself to be the ruler of the Flood, you get a good ol' fashioned paddlin'.
Rule 7:If you don't study Wumbology, you bet that's a paddlin'! (StudyOfWumbo)
Rule 8: Try and break my paddle? You get the spiky paddle for that.
Rule 9: Do not call me Bionicle or you will get a paddlin'. (Sailor Mars)
Rule 10: In event that spiky and normal paddles are unavailable the ultra paddle will be summoned and you will receive the ultimate paddlin'. (StudyofWumbo)
Rule 11: If you post Sword art online, Attack on Titan, Naruto, Fairy Tale, One Piece or Boku no Pico on a thread asking for anime suggestions, ya get the paddle. (SwaguSenpai)
Rule 12: If you don't have sex with Marty when he requests it, you get the paddlin'. (Luis)
Rule 13: If you enjoy your paddlin', you get another paddlin'. (Lord Nocturne)
Rule 14: Can't bypass language filter? That's a paddlin'. (TheDesertRanger)
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If you b8, that's a fish paddlin'!
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4 RepliesWhat if I use quantum physics to escape the paddle?
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2 RepliesU don't worship Emma Lahana? Paddlin
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5 RepliesI violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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Cause you didn't drank doritos. Casual
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Edited by OPs Mother: 3/16/2015 4:04:18 PMIf my children are fgts they get a paddlin'
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Edited by TheDesertRanger: 3/16/2015 3:48:40 PMCan't bypass language filter? That's a paddlin'.
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Bionicle
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Hey Bionic Bionicle, I'm trained to kill titans like you! [spoiler]Your paddling is futile XD[/spoiler]
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If you bump threads. YA get the paddle
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8 RepliesRule 13: If you enjoy your paddlin', you get another paddlin'. :3
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what about Bi-monocle? can we request a whip? may i have another? can you add halo posts to this because that game was not good? can i watch sailor mars get a paddling? ..... i don't know what she/ he/ it looks like, but its sounds fun!
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1 ReplyWtf is up with shrek
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Blonic? You on? [spoiler]bahahaha[/spoiler]
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If you say, "i'm going back to #destiny", the paddle strikes ye hard.
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I like the cut of this Bionic guy's jib...
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Edited by ApexPredator: 10/15/2014 11:52:24 PMIf you don't stay for five nights, you better believe that's a toredor paddlin'
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Can I still ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
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If you think pancakes are good, you get a paddlin'
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You just wanna touch my tushy
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1 ReplyEdited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 10/15/2014 12:48:03 AMBionicle Blonic, I need help! I just decided to study Mermaidology in College and I got excited and knocked your paddle case into the furnace while trying to tell all my friends on my favorite anime site! What do I do?! -President of The Flood and Offtopites
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blonlc
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You don't say good day to space whale, that's a grade-A paddlin'
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1 Reply[spoiler]In response to rule 11[/spoiler] Rule 13: If you create a thread asking what anime you should watch next you get the weeapaddlin'.
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You can paddle me any time <3
