*looks around*
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>.>
They'll never find me here! :3
[spoiler]A shitpost a day, keeps the boredom away! :3[/spoiler]
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*burns the bush with a flamethrower
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I bet the majority of you are around 16 and are emo
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*Trips on curb, lands on bush.* You want buy some magic, kid?
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*holds blade to throat* Get out of the bush...
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*crawls into bush "Comrade, where are the others?"
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Fúcks your asshole
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Hi there, I found you hiding in my bush......[spoiler](■.■)[/spoiler]
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Looks in bush* Oh there you are! Now it's my turn! *hides in the international space station*
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*finds you and ties you to a chair for interrogation
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I throw my pet honey badger Stanley at your bush.
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/pees in the bush
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*Drops nuke into bush* *teleports away*
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Early studies of giraffe societies suggested that groups were unstructured. But recent research has found that the animals demonstrate a dynamic common to chimpanzees, spider monkeys and spotted hyenas. Scientists identified that individuals temporarily associate, resulting in fluctuating group sizes and membership.
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*drops a nuke on the bush, then in the spot where the bust used to be*
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*takes out flamethrower* I think I am going to burn that retarded looking bush over there...
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Edited by ThankfulBardock: 10/29/2014 1:40:16 AMSup bud [spoiler]jk ur not my bud bio broly[/spoiler] Jk wuv u
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*A giant glob of meat begins to roll by the bush. Suddenly, it stops in front of the bush and notices an unusual heat signature, and it begins to take shape. Into a giant deformed fetus that uncannily resembles Margaret Thatcher. And as quickly as it took it's form, thousands of hands manifest from it's back and begin ripping at the bush and try to grab whoever is hiding inside.*
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*lies down next to you* *stares at you intently*
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Whoa!!! This is MY hiding spot. What are you doing here?!?
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[quote]A shitpost a day, keeps the boredom away! :3[/quote] Hey...I should of ™'d that shitpost®...
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*posts video on all bushes*
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*Poops in bush*
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*x-ray vision*
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*Shags bush*
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(Assumes British accent) This government-issue instructional tape shall show the importance of not being seen. (Camera pans toward field with bushes) As you can see here, there is a field, which contains our volunteer. Mr. BioSpooky, will you please come out from your bush? (Cricket noises) As you can see, Mr. BioSpooky understands the importance of not being seen. However, we happen to know which bush Mr. BioSpooky is hiding behind. (Bush explodes)