I had to use google translate to get this in human form of language. I will post the feline friendly version later. this might possibly go into the #gaming one too. 1. we are not soft cute things. We are real cats playing real games and even though we look soft, small, and furry creatures that inhabit your home. We have an inner lion of a beast and it will come out during the match. 2. we don't always play games. sometimes i walk around the house and shove things of tables that look fragile. other times I lay next the the vent system because I like the heat of it. Most of the time i get myself stuck in places where you can't reach me without a step ladder. So don't think you can only talk about games with us. sometimes we just want to play just to play 3. we are good at games. Just because we don't have the thumb thing you normal humans have doesn't mean I cant kick your blam!-ing from time to time. It is just harder for us to do then you. But don't think it is not possible for use to do it, because I have. Look at my stats if you don't know about it. 4.We don't want to be your "friend" We see three things out of you. Food provider, mess cleaner, and to help me when I misjudge how to get down from the spot I am at. Nothing more nothing less. It is a mutual relationship only for things in my favor and if you have something I want then we can be "friends". 5.Don't talk differently to me My name might be Mr.Cuddles but that doesn't mean you have to change the way you talk to me. I play the game just like you and I want you to treat me the same way. sure I love catnip and treats from time to time and you cant understand what I am asking for. But you can still treat me the same because I can understand you 6. Don't dress us up. It might look "adorable" to you but you can easily see it on my face. I hate it, I want out of this and be able to hop back onto destiny. So just let me do that. I hope that you humans can feel how I feel and when you see me in the tower on destiny, help me find that soccer ball. Now that my human is coming back I need to hop off of his account. Meow Meow Purr everyone. -Mr.Cuddles