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Edited by Tiingy: 11/7/2014 3:57:13 AM
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E-Destiny: The Future of Online Dating.

Dear Bungie For years I have struggled to get a girlfriend in real life. I find it highly intimidating to approach a girl knowing the humiliation I am almost guaranteed to receive. However, it is games like Destiny where I can show off my shiny new gun or panty-dropping super attacks where I thrive in attracting woman. They simply find my skill and dedication to these games so sexually provocative that I'm constantly receiving dirty messages through xbox live. However, this has been an extremely tedious way of talking and meeting sexy woman on Destiny and I think a dating system should be introduced to simplify social interaction! The bar where Xur pops up on weekends could be the perfect potential spot to hang out and meet other sexy singles, maybe buy them a drink and have a dance? Then who knows, maybe one thing will lead to another and we can sneak out the back room for a quickie;) Anything is possible and I strongly believe this update will draw people from all over the world into the virtual reality that is: Destiny. Edit: Some fellow E-daters have already wrote up their destiny dating profiles and I have decided to include these below to give an idea of the potential of E-Destiny. [quote]Pristorn Age: 2 day, 14 hours, 15 mins Class: Warlock Level 27 Gender: Exo male About me: Looking for that Exo female to keep me charged during lonely nights of exploration. Sunsinger means I can light that fire and keep you warm. ~Once followed a chick to venus thinking it might be a booty call. ~Got lucky with a fallen once, she had two sets of arms so I'm counting it as a threesome. ~Likes to scope out the landscape for big chests. ~Chatted up a servitor once, but they only wanted me for my power source. Looking for: An exo lady who's compatible with my hardware. Someone who enjoys long Sparrow runs on the beach. Day or night don't matter, because I can drop a bomb that'll light up the sky.[/quote] [quote]BurnDaPancake Age: 28 Hours, 17 minutes Class: Hunter level: 26 Race: Human Gender: Male About me -8000 kills overall. -17.9 inch Sniper Rifle. - I spent 25 motes of light on a cape. - i use my invisibility to stalk women. - i love female warlocks and especially getting under their robes ;) - i am a professional Sparrow rider i can land a 720 now. - i enjoy sex without any titan shields on. - i once had sex with the awoken queen but her stupid brother walked in on us. - this one has nothing to do with this but the titan vanguard only has a 4.5 inch sniper :O so you should pick me over that pinny. - can now also 180 front flip on my sparrow. Looking for: A female warlock preferably awoken because they are amazing in orbit. must be level 20-26 because thats when they have the best body. Xbox 1 GT: BurnDaPancake Available anytime :)[/quote] [quote]KonigSniper182 Class: Hunter Level: 27 Race: Human Gender: Female About me: -I collect Exotic weapons and armor and I'm currently working on getting my "Super Good Advice" -I have 2 perfections medals (Mark of the Unbroken) in the crucible -Even though I used to farm Skywatch frequently, most of my legendary gear was earned via other methods Looking for: -Female, any race, any class -Level 20 or higher -Must have a positive k/d in the crucible[/quote] [quote]Greg_528 Class: Titan Level: 26 9/10 inches Race: Human Gender: Male About me: - I've got a maxed out striker I slam pretty hard in bed, reinforced steel bedframes work well - Jetpack so I can soar into your pants, even has extra directional control - More agile in bed than a hunter in PvP Looking for: - Great looking human because I play it natural - Gear can't be better than my shitty gear - Reef queen[/quote] [quote]Clinomania Sunsinger Lvl 24 Warlock looking for female void walker , So I can insert my radiance in her void.If that isn't possible, your mother has a suitable void too.[/quote] [quote]DAVIDUDERMAN Age: 1d 16h 23m 16s Class: Hunter level: 24 Race: Exo Gender: Male About me -over 10000 kills -has a 21.5 inch legendary sniper rifle -prefers to farm rather than explore Looking for: A female Awoken, prefers she spends more time in field rather than doing missions (or other wise said, the bed) PSN: DAVIDUDERMAN 3:30 - 6:00 EST[/quote] [quote]BallCW3 *Killed 826 enemies with Void Bomb. *0.86 K/D in Crucible. *Beat the VoG raid 4 times in one week. Raged when no loot dropped. *Enjoys dancing, pointing, waving, and sitting. *Repeatedly jumps off tower shrieking like a banshee. *Enjoys long walks on Mars with the occasional bloodbath of Cabal troops.[/quote] [quote]Butthurting 120 Hours played Booty Hunter Level 28 Age: 21 Gender: Male I'm looking for a human or an awoken female, preferably not a Titan, I don't like those strong bitches. To "attract" women I prefer to use my invisibility to get close and blink up inside them and give them the quick one two with my Arc Blade. You can probably guess why I'm called Butthurting and it's not because I take it up the ass ;)[/quote] [quote]Approved Mod Age: 145 hours 38 minutes 57 seconds Class: Warlock Race: Exo Gender: Male Level: 30 About me: - Likes to sit and shoot at caves or farm the Nexus strike - Quiet unless speaking through "third party" services ;) - I don't kill trash in strikes unless absolutely needed - Completed the raid 9 times Looking for: - A female Awoken Hunter because of their speed and that dance must be pretty nice. - Must not be OCD about leaving trash mobs behind - Must be available at a moments notice - Doesn't need to know how to make food because I don't eat anyway (though sandwiches are always nice). - Must be DTF atop the postmaster's hut Contact me ;) [spoiler] Seriously :| I get lonely sitting in the rocketyard because it isn't as popular as the cave :( Would be nice to have bae with me, but she doesn't exist </3 [/spoiler][/quote] [quote]Tiingy Age: 47 hours 21 minutes Class: warlock Level: 27 Gender: awoken male About me: Hey girls been playing destiny for a while stil haven't reali met anyone ... I can use self erect to get instant boners cause I'm a warlock and also teleport into ur pants ;) Looking for: A female hunter preferably exo cause they are -blam!-ing demon sexy . Must be low level so you can't ever out do me and I look fukin strong Hit me up xxxx[/quote] Feel free to post yours below and if it's good I'll add it ;)

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  • I died at panty dropping

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  • Tried it. My awoken girlfriends turned out to be a dude. I'm not upset ;)

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  • Oh my god *facepalm* why does this exist?! Hahaha is it for like shipping but not an actual relationship? I honestly cannot tell If its for shipping, my titan and hunter are both open for a partner, my warlock has an awoken hunter under her love already

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    • Awoken=instaboner

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      • AceofAces0007 Age: 4 days, 23 hours, 15 mins Class: Titan Level 31 Human Male About me: Simply put, I'm a Defender. I'm the guy who will protect you, shield you from the Darkness of this galaxy we live in with the warm embrace of a Ward of Dawn, and never let anything hurt you. All others will cower and crawl away blind when we shine together. I won't need any Blessings of Light because having you by my side is enough of a blessing (Plus, Weapons of Light is so much better). -- Had a one night stand with a Wizard once. Man, was she a screamer. -- Also had a brief affair with Ikora Rey and showed her the true meaning of "Void Damage" -- Tried talking up a group of Thrall at the bar once, but they were WAY too handsy, even by my standards. They were clearly enTHRALLed by me. XD -- Can hack a Gate Lord's eye to project whatever gets you in the mood ;) Looking for: I've been around this system too many times and gotten burned by inexperienced people who's concept of "Void Burn" was the friction from getting torn new rectal voids by Minotaurs. I'm looking to settle down with a lovely lady who can hold her own, someone who will fight for me as I would fight for her. Class and race don't matter so long as your sexy self is by my side. Just say the word and I'll fly you out to the moon, and we can lay out under the stars with Hive ashes scattered around the battlefield.

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        • Ix_-TheGamer-_xl Age: 64 Hours 11 minutes Class: Warlock Race: Exo Gender: Male Level 31 About me: ~Im a robot of course but contain feelings used by these "Humans" ~Love trolling my Vex ancestors. Messing with their time gates are fun. ~Absolutely hate the Cabal, they rusted up my leg once by spraying water and using a dust blower on it. (Im alright now, got a new leg. It came with Focused Glide on it) ~Hates Pulse Rifles but since the Traveler bestowed a buff on it, Im slowly using it again ~I love making lists about myself What Im looking for: ~A female Exo of course, Im not into that Inter-Race stuff. Not to be mean to those other Exos, Humans, and Awokens though. ~A female Exo that can handle "Heavy sturdy metal" real good 😏 ~A female Exo that is Atleast level 30 so we can both wreck our Vex Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa (Atheon) Im not sure how old he really is though, Im pretty sure he lives in between time and the physical dimension Well that's it, I'll be waiting in the tower. P.S: Come with stacks of Polyphage, need to rack up some Glimmer. Need it for my Titan bro.

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          • Titan Level 27 Suppa swag LELELELELELLELELELELELLELELELELELLEL LOLOLOOLOLOOLOOLLOOOOOOLOOOOOO DF SD E D SDF

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            • Wtf?

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            • I'm so lonely....:(

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              • bahahaahahaaa

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                • Cant tell if serious...

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                  • aha this is to funny! xD

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                    • This is hilarious

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                    • I'm all for this as long as it doesn't promote interracial relationships. Humans belong with humans. Awoken with awoken. And I'm not sure if Exos can procreate but they belong with eachother too. And RNGesus forbid any guardian who has any type of sexual relations with a race from the darkness.

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                      • L2#satire

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                      • Bump

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                      • Edited by the last mage: 11/7/2014 3:03:45 PM
                        Name: just call me mage Class hunter Age: 2 months I think Race/gender exo male I'm a lvl 30 I go through the raid like a hot knife through butter I have both subclasses maxed out so I can be whatever you want wether it's a one shot from my golden gun or blink in your pants with a arc blade looking for a nice exo girl who wants to travel with me to the vault not titans though I don't want to be the one getting pounded

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                      • Name: Lord Arthius Age: That'd be telling Class: Hunter Level: 29 Race: Awoken Gender: Male About Me: I spend my days roaming the solar system going planet to planet searching for those elusive engrams. I am a bounty hunter that goes on missions for my beloved Queen who rewards me very well. I love sniper rifles and the sound of arterial matter flying through the air. Spending mornings bitching to the Cryptarch for giving me Rares not Legendaries. Looking For: A like minded Lady preferably human or awoken to plunder loot caves and ride our sparrows on the shores of Venus together or take long walks on the sands of Mars. Most of all I want a partner I can trust to handle the full length of my weapon aim and precision is everything. She needs to prefer impact over stability. Together even the raid will fear us. Message my gamertag if you wanna talk Ladies ;) P.s I'll make sure to bring the ice breaker if you bring the synthesis lol

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                      • I have s girlfriend that has a girlfriend and there all mine.

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                      • 10/10. Would laugh again.

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                      • Looking for threesome

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                        • Pristorn Age: 2 day, 14 hours, 15 mins Class: Warlock Level 27 Gender: Exo male About me: Looking for that Exo female to keep me charged during lonely nights of exploration. Sunsinger means I can light that fire and keep you warm. ~Once followed a chick to venus thinking it might be a booty call. ~Got lucky with a fallen once, she had two sets of arms so I'm counting it as a threesome. ~Likes to scope out the landscape for big chests. ~Chatted up a servitor once, but they only wanted me for my power source. Looking for: An exo lady who's compatible with my hardware. Someone who enjoys long Sparrow runs on the beach. Day or night don't matter, because I can drop a bomb that'll light up the sky.

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                          • Wow...

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                          • Well. I think that's enough internet for today.

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                            • Dying 😂

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                            • Hahaha

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