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Destiny

Discuss all things Destiny.
Edited by o_____________o: 9/30/2014 8:43:42 PM
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This game has lots of stuff you can do.

I don't see why people are complaining about the lack of content or things to do in Destiny. There are tons of things you can do. I'll make a list of things Destiny has to offer: *you can grind on earth *you can grind on mars *you can grind on the moon *you can grind on Venus. *you can do patrol missions that either require you to kill enemies, go to a destination and look for a minute, go to a destination and have you ghost scan something. *you can repeat the above on all planets *you can go into crucible and play generic gametypes *you can do campaign missions *you can play the same missions again *you can play strikes *you can play them again *you can play the vault of glass *you can dance *you can sit *you can wave *you can use guns *you can use other guns *you can jump *you can double jump *you can use supers *you can join a crucible match, tape down th trigger and go play call of duty on your other consoles *you can be bored while trying to have fun. *you can run into invisible barriers *you can be banned while glitching into a part of the game you own *you can stand in front of players to annoy them *you can commit suicide in the tower *you can commit suicide on earth, moon, Venus, and mars. *you can earn grimoire cards and not even know what they are. *you can pretend to enjoy the game. *you can walk through people *play with bungie's balls in the tower. So many things!
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  • Edited by hybrid_glitch: 9/30/2014 10:11:46 PM
    [b]*DISCLAIMER* POST MAY CAUSE DISRUPTIVE LAUGHING READER BEWARE[/b] Also you can take the "improve the plot" challenge: 1. Pick any of the two cut scenes in the game 2. Prep your area with towels, moisturizer, and something to drink (hydration is important) 3. Just as the cut scene starts, drop your pants fast enough to cause a friction burn and frantically masturbate. You must finish before the cut scene ends or you fail the challenge. What this accomplishes is it give you the urgency and excitement missing in the game that Bungie forgot to add. this will greatly improve your gaming experience. Good luck. I have yet to complete the challenge however I do find that hearing dinklebot say "we've woken the hive" really helps bring me to peak.

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