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9/30/2014 6:10:47 PM
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How did god make the world in 7 days?
Tell me, you trusty disciples, how the -blam!- did he do it?
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Pretty sure the same way you generate worlds in minecraft, just with better graphics
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Because Santa Claus turned up in a Ferrari to help along with Barack Obama who drove a polar bear, and then a dinosaur and a jellyfish made out and the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster started singing the American national anthem and Putin shot it down whilst giving his puppet president a hand job and coca cola sponsored satin to help god make gravity work whilst Microsoft sorted out the servers, then Allah made the great pyramids and David Cameron gave birth to Asia, China started rapidly producing animals and plants and stuff through intensive labour. Then Archimedes flicked bogus into the sea which then started to swim. Sorry if some of the details were a little of, it's been a while since I have done history.
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Magic
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How was the Big Bang created?
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Space magic
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Whether or not he did it in a week doesn't bother me. The fact he created the sun after he created plants is stupid.
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Magic. Duh
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Migrant labor.
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Poop sparkles That is all
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11 RepliesFrom a Christian here, God did not create the world in 7 days as we think of days. The story of creation, Genesis, has many authors who were told stories that were handed down for thousands of years. Genesis is not to be taken literally. Additionally in other books, Deuteronomy and Exodus, it states that a day in the eyes of God is a thousand years in the eyes of man. Now for a primitive people with no education or understanding of mathematics, the number 1000 is repeatedly used to mean a great many. That being said, Creation took 6 "great manys." This line of thinking is called Theistic Evolution.
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6 days* He hakt.
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Forge
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1 Replyaliens [spoiler]ALIENS! [/spoiler]
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He didn't. He used Chinese people for cheap labour to make it.
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Prep time, lots and lots of prep time.
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3 RepliesHe's God...he can do anything. I mean He made the piece of shiteki you are right? So that means He can do anything.
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The word "day" in the original Hebrew means "period of time", so it probably wasn't 24 hours, but probably eons and eons, each "day" was marked by a different thing created. Besides, mass can be converted to energy and visa - versa. God is Almighty and wrote the rules. Boom! Throw out some massive energy and you have yourself an origin to the universe. Acting like the Alpha-and-Omega is a scrub...pfft!
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The reason, Because he spammed the randomize button, the logic because he was board.
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1 ReplyThat little paper clip popped up and said "It looks like you're trying to create a planet..." Easy peasy.
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1 ReplyThe real question is. How did God say let there be light, before let there be sound. Cause obviously God couldn't say let there be light before sound even existed. And how would he say let there be sound if you can't speak because sound doesn't exist.
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I imagine he did it very quickly.
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How did God create the world in seven days if he was creating the world how there wouldn't be a day measurement yet because the earth wouldn't be rotating right away if it was still being created A day being a single rotation of the earth with the sun
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A day for "god" could mean a million years for humans
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He was on the 6th day when he realised he couldn't make the deadline, so he took the batteries out of the clock.
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He didn't.
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well actually the vocab that people used back then failed them. the measurement they were using goes from days weeks months years and so on they got to a point were they didnt have a word for how long it was so they recycled the word they did know. and they were thinking in broader point of view it is acually 7 ages if u will. this coming from a christian that relizes that most of ahwt were taught in church is half truths and that God gave inspriation for gosple but not the answers to the universe.
