In the court of the Gurgle God there will be no fairness and there will be favoritism so -blam!- you. Now then...you are all here because one or multiple of you have been diagnosed with a rare but highly contagious diseases that will spread like wild fire. If you look around you will notice that all of you are tightly packed together so you are all practically -blam!-ed. BUT we must fine the original of the flaming dildo penis disease. So we can develop a cure. You're probably wishing you weren't in this room because you will all probably die of this diseases but there is no fairness here so go -blam!- yourself. Now that all of you are fapping and -blam!-ing yourselves we can find the cause. Now start pointing fingers on who might have it. That is the only true way to know.