My stomach is acting u-
[i]FARTMONKEY YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE![/i]
Wha-? Who said that?!
[i]I AM YOUR TUMMY AND IM A SEXY BEAST BECAUSE IM YOU![/i]
*gasp*
You are my tummy!
[i]NOW FEED ME THAT IS YOUR DESTINY![/i]
YUS I have a destiny!
[i]Works every time[/i]
What?
[i]Nothing go get food now young warrior![/i]
IM GOING TO KILL A COW!
[spoiler]I don't even know right now.
Nope.
So my pizza just arrived XD[/spoiler]
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Should of had a V8
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You're on your period
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You should stop gargling all that Ebola semen, it's bad for you
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[i]it was only a matter of time. As he ate the food his stomach was evolving. Into a sentient being. The stomach burst out of his belly. Blood splattered everywhere as the stomach attacks his master. He hears a door bell ring and scurries downstairs. First the pizza guy. Next the world...[/i]
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Your stomach needs a good stabbing[spoiler]made if cookies[/spoiler]
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Is it weird that this made me erect?
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What kind of pizza?
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I get it
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So much just happened.. Wut.
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I honestly have no idea what to say...... [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]