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9/24/2014 7:32:10 PM
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There once was a snail...

This snail loved to go fast. The only problem was, he was a snail, and snails cannot go very fast compared to other species. Whether it was riding down a slippery rock, or being gusted through a harsh storm, it just wasn't fast enough for him. But one day, the snail had an idea; one that would allow him to achieve great speeds. He decided to become a race car driver. He eventually got everything he needed, crew, sponsors, and of course, the car. He loved the car, but couldn't figure out what number to put on it. He chose to use the letter S, for snail. Soon, the first race was underway, the snail wasn't doing very well, and couldn't seem to get ahead of the others. The race was winding down, and it seemed everything was over. All of a sudden, a car began to pick up great speed and jump ahead of the rest. Then, it almost had half a lap lead! The announcers couldn't believe their eyes! They looked at each other, stunned. Only one of the announcers could manage to say something: "WOW, look at that S-car-go!"

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