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Edited by RC_Villain:
10/27/2015 9:42:39 AM
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So I got a kid grounded for farming.
Recently I've been taking on the duty of being a "farming" police officer. I go to various servers, head over to the crashed hive ship, and warn people to cease their exploitation. When they refuse to cease their exploits, I go in front of the cave and sit down. Then I get on the computer and browse the internet while making sure to move my character every minute. After much stabbing and angry shooting, people will usually join me or leave. It is not uncommon for me to get nasty messages. Well today, I was invited to a game by a child who sounded no older than 6 or 7.
As soon as I joined his party, I was accused of being Jewish as well as being fond of men. This child also claimed to have had sexual relations with my mother, and then called me a bundle of sticks. Though, those were not the phrases and Safe-for-work terminology he used. I told him very calmly, that he was using an exploit in the game, and that exploits are a bannable offense. NOTE: I WAS NOT TRYING TO IMPERSONATE A BUNGIE EMPLOYEE OR SONY REPRESENTATIVE, I was simply stating the facts. People can be banned for utilizing exploits. Well, the child wouldn't have any of it. He started screaming and calling me a Richard sucking bundle of sticks who likes to take Richards up the donkey.
Fortunately, his mother was nearby and heard his language. "James! GET OFF THAT GAME NOW!!!" she shouted. I heard the microphone being taken away followed by a smacking sound, followed by squealing. If I hadn't know better, I would have thought she'd slaughtered a pig. She put on the microphone and apologized for the behavior of her son. She sounded rather young, probably younger than me. I asked her if Destiny was her game. She said it's her husband's game but that they let their child play sometimes. Well, I let her know that her child, James, was utilizing an exploit to gain advantages he should not have. In other words, he was cheating. I explained that he was farming at a certain cave where enemies spawn.
She asked him if this was true, then he started screaming at her. *SMACK* followed by another piglet shriek. She got back on and said "Well, he's not going to be playing this anymore anyway. Cheating or not, we don't allow that kind of language in this house. I'm sorry you had to hear that. James will be grounded for several weeks." I wished her well and let her go give James the justice he deserves.
EDIT: The mother just sent me a friend request. Apparently she wants to know if I want to do a raid on the weekend. Well, this is an interesting turn of events.
Edit: I am now friends with "LSpaceDandy". Let's hope James doesn't play again. His brother is pretty cool though, I played with him for a bit.
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43 RepliesYou are a LOSER. Besides the fact that you feel the need to take on this farming thing as some sort of vigilante in an OBVIOUS attempt to make you feel better about your pathetic self, you -blam!-ED with a child... A CHILD. You are one step above a CHILD MOLESTER by taking advantage of a defensless child to make you feel better about your pathetic self. THIS IS NOT AN EXPLOIT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. AND YOU CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT BE BANNED FOR THIS. You post this story like you are proud of it?? It just shows that you are worthless and looking for validation in an online forum because you are probably too much of a loser to actualy have friends or social life that would normally provide a sense of self-worth. YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AND ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE!!! You LIED to the mother and got the kid in trouble for NO REASON. It's as if you hit the kid yourself, and since he did nothing wrong and did not deserve, he was beat without justification, without a legitimate disciplinary purpose. THAT is child abuse and YOU are responsible for it. Now that I think about it, Bungie would probably be interested that a sociopath is using the game to ABUSE CHILDREN. I'll be sure to advise them immediately and let them know what kind of liability they are exposed to when one of their users engages in child abuse using their game and network. The police, of course, are always looking for onine predators of children and I will be sure to file a complaint with whatever law enforcement agency would be appropriate. Maybe in Bellvue, Washington since Bungie is sort of an accomplice by actively aiding and abetting you. I'm sure Bungie will love a phone call from the police. You think this is all BS?? I am a lawyer my friend, and I know EXACLTY how to find out who you are. All I need to do is call the Bellvue PD, file a complaint and start an investigation. Think it can't happen? Did you hear about the kid in Texas that got arrested based on a phone call from a woman in Canada? http://kotaku.com/destiny-review-scores-may-cost-bungie-2-5-million-1635273500 Anyway, then I file a subpoena directing Bungie to provide your identity and contact information. I hand that over to the police, they get a warrant to sieze Bungie's server activity logs and we find you....and ALL your activity. Then, we find the session where you abused the child, get his ID and info. Give his mom a call and let her know that you LIED and effected an ABUSE of the child. Then Bellvue PD gets the statement of the victim and we forward that info to your local PD. They then get an arrest warrant and will contact you. At that time, you can come into the station voluntarily for booking or get picked up. Lawyer up and enjoy your final hours with Destiny. See you soon.
