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Apparently Asawasa wanted fanfiction about the cave. So here it goes.
[i]The blindfold obscured my vision, I couldn't see where we were going. But I trusted Captain Fal'ric as he carried me in all four of his big strong arms. "We are near." he said, his voice deep and commanding, yet soothing and seductive. He unwraveled the scarf around my head, we were standing at the entrance to a forboding cave. "They call this the cave of treasure." Captain Fal'ric said. "It is said that you will find many treasure in it if you wait long enough."
"It looks dangerous" I said, holding onto him nervously. A year ago, I would have never believed I would fall in love with a Fallen. Yet here I was clinging to Fal'ric as he took me into the cave. The pitch black blinded my vision, but my eyes quickly adjusted. But I immediately recoiled with horror when I saw several Hive acolytes staring back out at us from the darkness. "Relax...." Fal'ric said. "They mean no harm. In fact, they are going to help me give you a treasure you will always remember." Immediately they moved in close and started rubbing their hands up and down my body. I couldn't help but let out a long moan, a moan that reverberated through the cave. The unholy creatures were working some sort of sinister magic on me...but I didn't want them to stop. Many limbs caressed and explored my body, I couldn't defend myself....I didn't WANT to defend myself. Falric held my arms up high, exposing my sides and my front as the hive did their work, making me squirm all over the back wall of the cave. Just when it got very intimate, an explosion rocked the chamber. Before I knew it, I could see my dead body on the ground, my ghost holding it in stasis. My legendary and uncommon weapons scattered all over the cave floor. Suddenly other guardians came in and took the loot and went out. More hive rushed out in rage, furious that our moment had been interrupted. [/i]
Is that good?
English
#Destiny
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Never seen this one before
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NEBER GANNA BUMB YOU UP
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a bit of minecraft in it, neat. I would totally be one of those guardians that blew up the cave ;)
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Damn good and funny writing :)
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10/10 thread of the year
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Anyone have a towel?
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50 Shaders Of Destiny. 10/10
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Its the Party Cave! Where like minded Guardians and Fallen put all differences aside for a brief bit of hows ya father!
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god damn thats -blam!-ed up
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I cry every time
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10/10 waiting for the sequel
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This made me want to take a shower...
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10/10 Like Skyrim but with boners.
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Please flood fanfiction.net with fanfictions like that.
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LOL you should make a destiny equivalent to skyrim's the lusty argonian maiden.
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This was great. I felt slightly uncomfortable reading it.
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Now this sounds like a dlc i would actually buy..
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Sounds like Destiny's version of the "Fisherman's Wife"
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11/10
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Laughed.
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I knew we were in for a ride when it said "Captain Fal'ric" who was from another longface post.
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Edited by L0RD xXShaDoWXx: 9/24/2014 3:28:00 PMThis guardian face is irrelephant.
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plz no, stahp
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And what is wrong with the kids today? There's a petition to ban this magical manipulator of the English language.....this amazing trollescent troll of the highest trollitude. 11/10. This troll goes to eleven.
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He should write for bungie
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You've just made my day lol