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9/22/2014 10:15:42 PM
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I like the Cryptarch
Bill here. Now, I've noticed that a lot of you guardians hate Master Rahool because he "screws you over" by providing a FREE SERVICE that involves decoding unstable matter into armor, cloaks, sashes, weapons of mass destruction, and other things. My bodyguard/roommate Eli once came back from the crucible and he went on about how the "greatest" only use shotguns and are cheap and etc, etc you know the story, but, he gave me a legendary engram to turn in that he had found in the same crucible match. On top of that, I had bought an encrypted engram from Xur as payment for Eli's protection. Now I start to walk up to Rahool and I see this Hunter, no wait, Titan? Could have been a Warlock. Anyway, she's cussing him out for giving her a green when she turned in a blue and yada yada I snapped her neck and threw her body over the tower for her ghost to chase. Master Rahool looked at me in shock and I smiled, handed him the engrams, and not only did he make sure the exotic was for a Titan, but he made that legendary into an exotic weapon for Eli.
TLDR; Be nice to people, unless they complain, then snap their necks.
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#Destiny
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Rude -_- Do you know how hard it is to reconstruct people?
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I just think the Cryptarch needs a little competition on the block. If some young buck Cryptologist wants to try his hand at it I think it would be good for the game :)
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1 ReplyIn any case it has problems, like i've gotten the same exotic weapon twice so far...couldn't believe it, a legendary wouldve been better!
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1 ReplyIf you like him, you're obviously a sadist.
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"but, he gave me a legendary engram to turn in that he had found in the same crucible match" No he didn't, you can't trade in Density.
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1 ReplyIt's not free. It takes time to get those legendary engrams, and time is one of the definitions.
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2 RepliesLol snap her neck threw her over for her ghost to chase ahahahahahahah
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He gave me an awesome Hunter cloak
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6 RepliesI actually do like the cryptarch. I've received a legendary fusion rifle, exotic rocket launcher, 2 legendary hunter boots, a legendary set of warlock boots, legendary Titan boots, legendary Titan helm and a legendary warlock chest. He's da best.
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2 RepliesBill why your here I have a complaint. Please, tell your captain/leader that your training programs suck. I was expecting to have a fair/hard fight against your comrades. The only ones I had trouble eliminating were the scions(or however its spelled) I faced while performing a strike mission with my fire team.
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2 RepliesGets exotic primary engram.... turns out to be white class item for a different class... ball is life
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1 ReplyBill, his Grandpa and the Cryptarch walk into a bar. Bill orders a green Bunker Buster. Grandpa goes for a smooth blue Awakener. C.P. asks for just a mixer filled with ice. He waits as Bill & Grandpa enjoy their drinks. Finally a Titan walks in confidently, gives B & GP a hearty "WOOT" and plops down a purple crystal soccer ball on the bar next to the Cryptarch. C.P. snatches up the purple soccer ball, cracks it like an egg on the counter and dumps the purple liquid from inside into his shaker. He then reaches into the pockets of his robes and tosses the Titan some ratty old Hunter gloves. "But I'm a Titan." the guardian whines. "I do this for free and I'm on break." C.P. answers. The guardian starts to cry. C.P. holds the mixer to catch a few tears before he shakes and strains the drink into an empty glass. He smiles to Bill & Grandpa and proclaims, "I call this the legendary. Don't skip on the tears. They cut the sweetness."
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13 RepliesJust turned in 10 blue and 1 purple...ended up with 8 blue and 3 green....I hate him so much. Lvl 23 and yet to get ANY purple gear. I hate him
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4 RepliesBill, you're gonna have to continue with the humor. Even with all my mutings the forums have been mostly arguing as of late. The humor is appreciated.
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4 RepliesDude. That was my girlfriend.
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3 RepliesI hate bungiec
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3 Replies[quote]Be nice to people, unless they complain, then snap their necks.[/quote] Sweet jebus, you are Destiny!
