With all the legendaries and Exotics he's stolen from us.
He could probably solo the Vault of Glass in 20 minutes or less.
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#Destiny
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"Oh, I pity your enemys'". Really asshole, you think those big bad lvl 24's are shaking in there boots from that level 18 shotgun you just gave me. Perhaps if I'm lucky they will just laugh themselves to death.
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Thank you guys for the gear, I have already completed the vault of glass, I did so before you guardians had access to it.
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He also runs humanities last 7-Eleven. You should see the price of cigarettes.
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I had a legendary turn into an exotic. It's just random.
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I imagine him diving into his vault full of gold engrams, like Scrooge McDuck but not quite as generous.
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Next raid should be the Cryptarchs storage room!
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And people wonder why the darkness is still coming and where it came from. Well all its answered... The darkness is just human beings like us who have been corrupted by rage the ass of a cryptach has given us. I'm going to join the "darkness" soon
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If i turn in a Legrndary engram, it should only be legendary or higher, never lower then what color the engram is.
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"You're a lucky man, guardian" Oh really asshole? Cause you just turned my legendary into a blue you stupid -blam!- [spoiler]Someone fire this guy already. How the hell did he even become leader of the Cryptarchs'?[/spoiler]
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"Legendary engram? Yeah I'll give you like... 30 bucks." The cryptarch is a monopoly and must be stopped. According to Bungie, the future contains no trace of capitalism.
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Edited by AdunSaveMe: 9/21/2014 3:51:55 AM*decrypts the fiftieth Shingen-C of the day* "This is a powerful piece of history!" More like a powerful piece of shut your whore mouth, you bastard
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"Interesting choice you made guardian" I didnt have any choice you f**king asshole! I gave you a legendary engram and you turned it into a pair of lvl 18 blue boots god damnit! I'll literaly pay for a dlc where the only things it adds is the option to shoot and kill Master Rahool!
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so mad.
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My Titan has better gear (3 legendary pieces and 1 exotic) than my lvl 26 Hunter (3 legendary pieces 1 rare). I haven't even made a Titan class yet!
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Again, the cryptarch works for pawn stars! Hmmm legendary engram....looks like 12k gold decoration on barrel. You say this took how long to drop? Well the best I can do is a super soaker 1000.
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I soloed the vault of glass. I shall 1v1 Chryptarch man now
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lol... so true. dude has to be sitting on a cache of gear so sweet the Agents are searching for him. Wonder if that's how Xur gets his inventory... hmm... conspiracy time
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[spoiler]the cryptarch is the darkness and he's holding all guardians back so we can't defeat him.[/spoiler]
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My cryptarch is lvl 41 I've found 5 exotics only lol
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Lol love this because I got a legendary helmet from a rare encrypt. My friends are so jealous of me for this. I admit it's not the best legendary but it is still really good.
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I'm pretty sure the Cryptarch's coding was modelled after a Slot Machine... we're all just suckers gambling our Glimmer and Engrams away
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How hilarious would it be if after years of us fighting the good fight and going into the final struggle against the true enemy of the light that it is our humble cryptarch? He opens a legendary engram takes the good gear inside and passes us some crap for the hundredth time. More weapons for his dark hordes.
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I've had 18 legendary engrams and only one has turned out to be legendary and it wasn't even for my class fml the cryptarch is a thief lol
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He will "Destroy us all!" [spoiler]Billy and Mandy reference :3[/spoiler]
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Hes given me alot of good gear. Ill keep leveling him up
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The more we give him, the stronger he becomes