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9/19/2014 12:26:42 PM
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exclusive: hive club massacre

Following the tragic news of the murder of Aksor the priest Hive News must now sadly report another this time of famed public speaker and pie eater Phogoth the untamed. Phogtoh was murdered in the early hours of Thursday morning in the famed hive club “The summoning pits”. Trouble apparently started when an altercation broke out between the two Hallowed knight doormen and three guardians. The Guardians said they were looking for “strange coins” to which the doormen replied “we have a strange coin free policy and would lose their license if found dealing them”. This lead to the killing of both doormen, who were both knifed by the Hunter of the party, there were also traces of gold on the scene, the cause of which has not yet been determined. They then proceeded to interrupt a private party where Phogoth was enjoying his weekly chaining session. What followed was a massacre of the party goers including his 3 bitches (these actually turned out to be witches), 10 knights, famed Orge Juan Rooney and Acolyte Poster boy Anthe Murray. The Guardians denied doing anything wrong as they said the hive were dirty pervs and got what was coming to them. Hive religious leader Desmount three three had this to say “Although this might appear strange to Tower race members this is a deeply cultural thing to our people and is the equivalent of your date night. Have you never seen Klingon’s on Star Trek?” The crucible declined to comment. Also coming up the trial of Cryptarch Rahool “the glimmer man” Gonzalez enters day 3. And tonight sees the cosmadrome concert in memory of Aksor the priest and benefiting the fallen fallen. Due to the wonders of cloning we can really now say Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan as there are two of them. Finally the man who got a 0.00000001 KTD ratio on the crucible and got Moonraker Laser. More on that later
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